These are the Hyper Pothead Diaries. Some are in video diary form, others are in written.
Disclaimer: Do not own any characters, blah blah blah. I own nothing, if u sue me, you wont be able to get anything anyway.
Thanx to the girl who wrote the LotR diaries, we got some inspiration and the idea from YOU!
We are two people, to see full bio click on author's name (duh)
BACKGROUND INFO
Hyper pothead: is strangely hyper and often heard saying "no, need my precious crystals!" Spends a LOT of time with Dumbledore. Hmmm…no, it couldn't be… could it??
Ron: finds himself strangely attracted to Malfoy. Often heard saying: "dammit, ferrets are sexy!!" We believe he is once again referring to Malfoy. Feels violated that Hermione tries to go down his pants CONSTANTLY.
Hermione: Weird, pervy sex maniac that constantly does hmwk to get her mind of the s-word. Was expelled from old school for raping 7 children. Often heard saying, "That's okay, im going to put 300lbs of power between my legs." She actually is referring to a motorcycle given to her for when she experiences "urges" of which she rides. (hmmm and we were wondering why she studied so much…)
Malfoy: budding pyro/paranoid/schizophrenia/multiple personalities. Often heard saying, "Remember the Alamo! Remember the Alamo! Denies his placement in St. Mungo's prior to Hogwarts.
WARNING: The format for the diaries has changed. They will now go according to Entry #'s, since we thought it would be easier for U to understand. The diaries basically have the same events, with all of the different points of view of each character. We thought it would be funnier for U the reader, to have the different perspectives consecutively written. So we changed it a little… HAVE FUN!!
Hope u like it, and we LIVE off of reviews so REVIEW damn it! Flames will be welcomed and laughed at…as we just wanted to express our, ummm ideas.