Hello, empty space that reads my fanfictions! I am still alive. My next chapter of "Achevement unlocked" is currently at two pages and There not even up to killing anything yet. I suppose that's what happens when you start playing with the time-space halotinuam. Oh, forerunner, Ive turned into a bad comidian. Anyway, im going to torture Master chief now, and i'd like some idea's how to. Anyway, here is my latest bad comedy, "How to torture spartans!"
Disclaimer: despite whatever rumors you might have heard, I do NOT own halo. Only 343 Industries claim that happy power
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Master Noble looked at his prisinor. The green armoured spartan was chained to the wall. The chains were made of diamonds mixed with titanium. The armoured spartan was held upside-down, and had his left hand in a bowl of warm water. Master Noble would have to talk about that to his apprentice, who had left the glove on. Master Noble went over to his prisoner and kicked him.
"Ow." screeched the prisoner, jolting awake and causing pain at the same time.
Rule of torturing spartans 1. Causing pain is the most important part of torture
"Oh, not again!" complained the prisoner.
"Hello, chief." replied Master Noble as he backed away.
"I hate you!" spat the chief.
"I know. And I love it." replied Master Noble calmly.
"Can you tell me what your doing this time?" asked Chief.
"I'm capturing the 3 people who have killed the most covenant. I can't find Six or Jorge yet, though, so I took you for practice.
Chief frowned. That only made two.
"Who's the third person who's supposedly killed more covenant than me?" he asked
"Chuck noriis. It took 42 years and enough energy to power 42 halo's and 62 Arks for 98 years to make the 'Awesomeness sheild of Anti-roundhousekick'.
"Why is Six higher on the list than me?" asked Chief.
"Other than the act that he killed more covenant than you? He is just awesomer."
"Impossible."
"He has 83% of the fangirls."
that drove chief mad.
"DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THE FANGIRLS, YOU HIDIOUS, FLOOD-SPAWNED MONSTER!"
"I see I've hit a nerve."
"ROT IN HIGH CHARITY, YOU INSOLENT, IDIOTIC GRUNT!"
"Your already calling me 'Insolent'. I just won a bet.
Chief sighed. He was upside down and chained to a wall. He was in no position to argue.
"I'm going to torture you in the most painful way I can think of right now... mental
Rule of torturing spartans 42: spartans respond to physical pain much less than mental pain
"I hate you." said chief.
"I'm going to start with Six. On his first level, he discovered the covenant force on reach. On yours, you ran to the escape pods."
"I will kill you."
"In his second level, he helped defend sword base and blew up a phantom. You... drove a warthog."
"The UNSC will find me and kill you."
"No they wont. They think your somewhere on the first halo."
Rule of torturing spartans 97: always, ALWAYS, leave a false trail.
"...I hate you." said Chief. "And this isn't funny."
The speed of which the blade came flying was incrediple. A perfet copy of emile's dagger had struck chief right on the groind.
"I AM THE AUTHOR AND I WILL SAY WHAT IS FUNNY OR NOT!" roared Master Noble.
"Another author bent on torturing Halo charactars? Why me, forerunner?"
"Why not?" asked a mysterious, and oddly author-like voice.
"Now..." began Master noble, "I think a bit fanfic torture is in store, don't you?"
Rule of torturing spartans 21: fanfic torture will break even the best of them.
"Do I have a choice?" asked chief.
"No." replied Master Noble. He plugged a USB into Cheif's helmey, revealing a large amount of CheifXCortana and CheifXMiranda fanfic's. Chief began screaming like a grunt with a plasma grenade on his back. Master Noble was enjoying the torture, but paused it after a mysterious shadow whispered something in His ear.
"Damn it!" he yelled. "I was looking forward to this. Why did Elmo choose now to escape!"
"Elmo's here?" asked Chief.
"He was, but he used the universal annoying 2-year-old-show-charactar-poral to escape." replied Master Noble.
"Does this mean the torture's over?" asked Chief hopfully.
"Not a chance." replied Master Noble, before walking away, leaving the stream of disgusting Fanfic's in Cheif's helmet.
…...If anyone has any idea's n torturing Chief, and maybe Six later, please just post it and i'll consider. I need idea's.