Sierra Kubik 9/5/14
The Rise of the Warfstache
Long ago, there was a mighty warrior named Wilfred Warfstache. Wilfred was so strong, handsome, and tough too. But what made him Wilfred Warfstache was his big, burly, pink mustache. Now Wilfred had a dream, a dream to be king of the squirrels, but he could never be since they were controlled by the powerful and frightening Mannequins. So Wilfred came up with an idea, if he destroys the mannequins maybe the squirrels will make him king. So he gathered an army called the Markiplites. But who would lead them into battle? TINY BOX TIM OF COURSE! Tiny Box Tim was a small but fearless box that could lead even the most hardheaded of people. Tiny Box Tim was an old friend of Wilfred's, Wilfred helped him through hard times and taught him how to be brave so Tim owed Wilfred a favor. So with his army and his best friend as commander, he led off riding giant kittens into the dark abyss. Once they arrived the weather was brutal, it was raining chickens! They crept into the mannequin's lair, the old abandoned Mount Massive Colony. They took that over years ago. Wilfred had observed the building before entering, he personally hated mannequins. The building was large and maze-like, but with Wilfred's awesome skills they found the center fast. But they weren't alone, suddenly they were surrounded by mannequins. They fought long and hard and nearly fail, but then it rained cheese-its, taking out all of the mannequins. So Wilfred thanked Ceiling Cat for their protection.
Wilfred, Tim, and The Markiplites soon came face to face with the leader of the mannequins, Lord Minion. Wilfred and his fight was brutal, pool noodles crashes, Tim fell, and Markiplites had been lost. But Wilfred was TOO PRO for Lord Minion and had won victorious against him knocking him down the bottomless ball-pit. The squirrels praised Wilfred for saving them and putting them back in their place. So Wilfred was named king of the squirrels and ruled his new colony Warfstache.