"I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas"
(as sung by Tony)
I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas,
Abby and Ziva are mad.
I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put some salt in her Caf-Pow!
Somebody snitched on me.
I stole Bert and made her howl.
Somebody snitched on me.
I threw a spitball at Tim's head,
Shouldn't do that to a fed.
If Ziva caught me I'd be dead.
Somebody snitched on me.
Ohh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
Jethro and Timmy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I snuck downstairs to autopsy,
Somebody snitched on me.
I slipped some beer in Ducky's tea.
Somebody snitched on me.
I stole Ziva's paperclips,
Told Abby she has big hips,
Kissed Jenny right on the lips.
Somebody snitched on me.
Ohh, I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas,
Ducky and Jimmy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas.
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I chased the Gremlin back downstairs.
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid the other agents' chairs;
Somebody snitched on me.
Finally bossman slapped my head,
Yelled, "Behave yourself, I said!"
"I can't help it, boss," I pled.
Somebody snitched on me.
Ohh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
Jethro and my team are mad.
I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas.
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.