Chapter one :the arrival
Peter pan-Tinkerbell are you here?
Hermonie- (yes this is at hogwarts) Holy cricket I've herd of you Your Peter Pan!!!!!!!!!!!!! My muggle parents have told me all about you!!
Peter Pan- Huh ummm whats a muggle? and have you seen My fairy Tinkerbell
Hermonie-Umm sorry but no I know the best spell to find things though
Peter Pan-Nooooooooo(takes deep breath)oooooooooooooooooooooo
Tinkerbell- bing bing bing
Peter Pan-whats your name
Heromine-hermonie Granger
Peter Pan-fly away with me to neverland where you never have to worry....
Hermonie I don't want some big sermon of course I will go
Hermonie-let me get my broomstick
Peter pan-why we don't clean at neverland
Hermonie-You stupid idiot thats how I fly
they leave for never land
Already at neverland
Hook-shmee stop that clock
shmee-yes captain at once
Hook- Shmee is that Gannondork here yet
Shmee-no
Gannondorf-Im dreaming of a white....
hook-shut-up you fool
Gannondorf-If you want Pan dead than you need the two people I hate Most...
Hook-who
Gannon-well if you would have let me finish...
Shmee-just get on with it
Gannon-its its Link and Zelda bum bum bummmmmmmmmmm
Hook-bring them to me at once
Gannon-o.k. I summon Link and Zelda
At hyrule
Zelda-hurry up the hero of time is not all that fast now is he Nooooooooo
link-Zelda quit running so fast
zelda and link then dissapear
At the lost boy's home
Peter pan-I have brought you someone who with a flick...
Hermonie-swish and flick need I repeat myself again I will blow your head off
peter-umm she can do magic boys
POOF
Link and Zelda apear
Link-hey where are we
Zelda-you boys break or scratch my sword and i will cut your heads off
Peter-boys do need more medicine
Boys-(looking needy at Zelda)please cut our heads off medicine is the worst punishment off all
Zelda-(raising up sword) So be it then
Hermonie -Nooooooooo stop
Zelda-I really need a new costume
Link-stop your whining
Peter-so where are you from
Link-ummm....
Zelda- thland of Hyrule My father owns it I am the princess of The land Of hyrule And LINK is the hero of time
Peter-oh is he now well jere you are on my turf do you have any faries there?
Link yes meet navi
Peter-meet tink,Tink oh now where did you go
tinkerbell comes flying into the house and smacks the wall
Tinkerbell- we must hurry and get to the black castle hook has teamed up with a ugly green guy with a bad hair cut
Zelda-Oh thats gannondorf but we all call him grinderdork you know from the pizza place mancino's pizza and grinders w named him after a sandwich
Link-oh Zelda please save me
Hermonie-i thoguht she was the princess not you
Link-well yeah i am the hero of time but she is umm well I'm a umm scardy cat
Hemrmonie and boys- lets go kick some grown up butt
Link-hey I and Zelda
Zelda-Zelda and I you twit
Zelad and i are gron ups
boys-can we kill them now
peter-yes
boys-good
Hermonie-stop we will need these to nom rods to help us beat sandwich boy then yyou can kill them o.k.
Boys-aww man
Peter hermonie will giver fancy pants there a ride
Link-Hey thats not nice
Peter-so I don't like grown-ups