A/N:This is my Christmas Present to all who read with me on this fun website! To be honest this was a really messed up dream I had. And if you wonder where Claude is, he's busy! Xd

Disclaimer: I own neither Peter Pan nor Kuroshitsuji

Prologue: Capture aboard the Grimreaper

"Ciel Phantomhive! I should've known you'd come as soon as you heard."the man smiled as he twiddled the blades between his fingers. His shoulders were broad with running a ship and his pale skin remained unmarred by the blaring sun above them. His crimson eyes twinkled with the challenge set before him and his shoulder-length obsidian hair blew lightly in the salty breeze.

"Sebastian, I order you to release him."Ciel's voice was cold and demanding. Amusing coming from a child no larger than four foot five in worn out Victorian dress. Ciel Phantohive's cobalt hair danced with the wind and glistened in the sun. Without a doubt, Sebastian knew; Ciel owned this island.

"Who are you to give me orders little boy?"Sebastian asked curiously as he stared up at the child. Yes, he had to look up at the child.

One would always have to look up at Ciel Phantomhive.

His bare soles lain far above Sebastian's height, due to the fact that the boy was floating in mid-air with his dutiful fairy by his side. The fairy's curly blond locks were flying about her flapping wings and gave her the appearance of an insect set aflame; Sebastian wished she were.

"About time! This bastard Drocell is boring as you on a bad day!"a voice howled harshly. Ciel's eye twitched as Sebastian held back a cackle.

"I didn't HAVE to come for you, I hope you know!"

"Yeah, I know, but then who would go hunting for you?"the voice stated questioningly. Ciel flushed in anger.

"Pip would you shut up! Now isn't really the best time to play with Ciel!"a loud voice stated. Alois Trancy and Pip Condor both stood tied to the stern of the huge ship.

Alois's blond curls were knotted against the rough wood of the Grimreaper and his blue eyes were narrowed in annoyance for the boy next to him. Pip's mischievous grin was unfitting in the tension-filled scenario, his long dark green hair gave hint to his lineage, but only Ciel knew where the newest lost boy had come from. Pip's pale silver gaze didn't help the eeriness that had taken over the island. Perhaps the island was unhappy with the boys being gone for so long. Their feet weren't pattering on unknown paths, their hands weren't splashing through the blue sea with the mermaids, their wooden swords weren't being practiced with on this island of play.

They were all in Funtomland, a land of dreams and adventure where you'd never grow old. The unwritten owner of the island was none other than Ciel Phantomhive. A boy who'd been on Funtomland as long as he could remember. According to the fairies and the tribes upon the island, he'd been carried in by the sea. His blue eyes had everyone believing that he'd been a child of their sea god Mario.

Of course as the child got used to the island, his bizarre clothing and strange accent and language, the Indians asked a witch doctor for his opinion. That was Undertaker, who also happened to be captured on the ship.

"Oh, but picking on the little Ciel is so much fun!"the crazed man imputed. He quickly took the tea offered to him and sipped it gently,"And we can handle being kidnapped for awhile longer."

"And then I thought to myself, why isn't this man tied up as well?"The man who'd given him the beverage cocked his head in confusion. The orange curls swayed with his every movement. A man with square glasses and slick black hair stepped from the ship's wheel.

"He's the only doctor we have access to Drocell."the man adjusted his glasses with the metal hook between his fingers,"Therefore it might be best to remain in his good fortune."

"He also knows how to treat a lady!~"The red-headed sailor squealed. Almost everyone visibly twitched in disgust as Grell Sutcliffe appeared,"Will knows that he should always treat a gentleman with grace, though I do like the more dangerous type, like my Sebby!~"

The only exceptions to the Grell-Twitch were Drocell, who was just confused, Undertaker, who enjoyed the attention, and Pip, because he was too used to it.

"Though they are prisoners at the moment, there ARE children present Grell Sutcliffe."the hooked man clicked his tongue,"And my full name is William T. Spears. You really should call me Captain."

"Only if the seas are hard and long!~"Grell fluttered and Sebastian hissed at the thought of Ciel's and his fight being postponed by distractions. The flamboyant man's emerald gaze drifted to those captured until landing upon Pip's weak looking frame. He pouted to Will.

"Why is a lady tied up?~"

Pip frowned,"I'm not a lady. I'm a boy, thank you."

"Youre the little lost lady taken in by that brat!"Grell snarled towards the floating Ciel watching the scene with uninterested distaste,"I could've taught you how to be a proper woman!"

Alois snickered as Pip flushed,"Im a BOY! A male specimen of this day and age! What's gonna get you to realize that?"

"Well, hehehe, I know for sure that your body structure is nothing like Miss Sutcliffe here."Undertaker grinned before sipping out of the cup. Grell's nose bled a little.

"You saw her in the nude? How lecherous!"

"Enough of this foolishness!"Ciel growled and pulled out his saber. Sebastian's body got into a defensive stance, but Ciel wasn't fooled; the man was about to attack.

Without another thought the boy flew behind the sail and smiled as Sebastian's blades became stuck in the thick canvas. With a victorious smirk Ciel landed beside the two Lost Boys tied to the ship. As the boy and his fairy untied the first rope, Grell came up behind him with the bizarre sword that had spinning blades running on the sides. It whirred and nearly cut Ciel's midsection before the boy flipped over the man with his skillful flexibility.

Next was Drocell, who daringly tried to attach his spider-like threads to both the fairy and her master. The fairy, Lizzy, squeaked as she barely dodged the small strings as she worked on getting the next knot unfastened. Ciel knew that if he tried to fly the 'puppet master' would simply catch him within the probably-already-woven web of thin lines.

"Ah! Lizzy, be careful!"Pip's voice rang towards the fairy who turned around to see the open jar in William's grasp heading towards her. With a tiny squeal in fear she flew off towards Ciel who was busy trying to dodge Sebastian's blades and Drocell's web at the same time. The red-eyed man smirked as one of the threads cut through the boy's pale skin and a few droplets of blood fell. Ciel winced, but held his form and continued to fight. He felt the flutter of wings by his ear and blinked in surprise.

"Lizzy, what's wrong-ah!"

He saw the knife coming towards his arm at an impossible speed. The blue eyes widened then shut as Ciel prepared himself for the pain of the blade piercing his flesh, but blinked in surprise as he felt nothing. Ciel's eyes drifted towards the form in front of him. Green hair tickled his nose and Undertaker's body joined the one in front of him.

"Come now, that wasn't fair at all."Pip smirked at the blade between his fingers. Blood dripped from the small slices that had occurred when the boy had caught the blade. He desperately wanted to wince at the slight pain, but held back his weakness to look at Ciel with a huge smirk.

"You so owe me, I get half of your honeycomb."he laughed, but Ciel could see the sweat drip from the Lost Boy's face. Pip's wrists were becoming a dark purple, probably from forcefully freeing himself from the ropes. Undertaker cackled before throwing his cloak around the boys. Alois quickly joined them.

"hehehe. I'm afraid tea time is over. Have a good day gentleman."

Sebastian frowned as the group was encased in Lizzy's fairy dust and evaded the Grimreaper's dangerous clutches.

Drocell cocked his head in confusion as he bent down to pick up one of his severed strings.

"And then I thought to myself, how did they cut my web without drawing a weapon?"

Grell was busy shrieking with the loss of his pet while William and Sebastian listened to Drocell's musings. Then the crimson-eyed sailor pondered something else.

"How could a boy, restrained by thick knots of rope, over ten feet away, escape and catch a blade going at ninety miles per hour in under six seconds?"

William thought for a moment before smirking,"I didn't know you had a son Sebastian."

Sebastian growled and smirked at the Captain,"You have a sick sense of humor."

A/N:I'm busy with the Choppy Enquirer and I'm almost done with the next chappie of BBSOM, so it might be a while before I write the next chapter of this. :) But it's atleast a little cute right?

SubMe: You jump around a lot don't you? Just wait, this is going to become another boyxboy fic isn't it?

Me: Xc No! Lizzy x Ciel is the couple in here! (though I've read a yaoi based off of Peter pan too. XD. So cute!)

SubMe: I'll hold you to that. Just wait, this fic will be T rated.

Me:For the language only! Pip is going to be swearing in the next chapter! (why am I fighting with myself?)

SubMe:I can hear your thoughts, you obviously have a multiple personality disorder.

Me: Lies!