My dearest fans,
Well, where shall I begin? All my centuries of living did not prepare me for the likes of your kind. You guys are persistent, obsessive, compassionate, and very opinionated about me. Trust me when I say that I have truely been feeling like a madman around here--with the amount of voices I hear, and dreams and fantacies you let your little minds weave about me.
It is with my greatest pleasure to announce that I am truely honored to be the object of your effections. However, Bella isnt too keen to the same likeness that I am. (Jasper's also a liltte upset that his effects have no use whatsoever at resisting and channeling the waves of emotions you guys stir up. Its rather amusing to know that you are the ones that make him need resistement from all the chaos.)
I'm just writing this letter to let you all know that I, too, share the deepest affections and admiration to each and every one of you, for without you, where would I be?
So keep conjuring up fantacies and fairytales, as they are quite entertaining for me--the types of situations I find myself in are rather unfortunate sometimes, but funny nonetheless. So to all my fans, I bid you ado.
Love always,
Edward Cullen
P.S I'm sorry I have permantely created a level to which no human male can ever live up too. I've had alot of negativity from boyfirends and husbands alike, oddly enough. Though I may I suggest they purchase some glitter if they'd like to sparkle!