He's What! ?

by Httyd4eva

after the war with the Giants Percy was expecting a normal, average summer. then again, with the gods as your parents that's a LITTLE too much to ask for. Alas, Dionysus had been called off and they needed a new Camp Director, who happens to be his brother, Triton. Now, join Percy as he TRIES to have a normal summer at camp, or at least as normal as summer can be. Yaoi Nicercy!

1. Chapter 1

Triton entered the throne room. His father had called him in for something urgent, and he being the ever loyal son that he was, unlike that half-blood nuisance of a brother he had who was at that 'camp' *shudders*.

"You called, Father," he said.

His father smiled, though the smile was a little nervous, noted Triton, "Now, son, as you know your brothers camp, Camp Half-blood has always had a god watching it."

"Yes father," said Triton, not entirely sure where this was going.

"And as you know, now that the war with the giants and Gaea is finished, Zeus has all the gods on duty fixing the damage."

"Yes."

"Including Dionysus."

Triton's eyes bugged out as he realized what the whole point of the conversation was, "Oh no. No, no, no!" He exclaimed, "Please tell me that you didn't sign me up for babysitting those impertinent brats!"

Poseidon winced, "It'll only be for a few weeks at best, pleeeeeease," Poseidon popped out the baby seal eyes.

'No, no, no! do not look at the eyes,' Triton mentally chided.

Unfortunately, his resolve did not last.

He sighed, "Fine!," he said.

"Good, you'll be leaving tomorrow at sunrise, good luck."

Triton nodded and took his leave.

As he was about to exit the door his father said his last words, "Don't forget to IM me every day, oh, and please try and be nice to your brother."

Those were the last words that his father said before he slammed the door.

His brother, oh yes, Triton remembered him.

Perseus Jackson, the 'greatest hero ever born', yet he couldn't even help defend the palace during the war with Oceanus.

To say his mother was mad when she found out was an understatement. She threw a fit, complaining how her 'little baby' shouldn't have to go through this and so on.

The next morning he set off to Camp Half-Blood.

'oh joy,' he thought, as he reached the borders, 'this ought to be good'….

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okay, so, how was that for a first chapter? I'll try to update soon, so stay tuned.

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P