Hey, peoples! This is my first fic. I hope you like it!!!!
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Me: We're just going to say random stuff!
Ed: This is boring. I'm going to go now.
Me: You can't. I bolted the door from the outside.
Ed: Fine (claps his hands)
Me: But- (gets cut off with Ed's hands touching the floor. He gets electrocuted).
Ed: What the heck?!
Ed: Why did I get electrocuted?!
Me: 'Cause the room is alchemy-proof. Meaning, you can't get out!
(Anyways…on to the story!)
Me: Ed, you could start.
Ed: (mumbles something)
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Ed: NOTHING! NOTHING!
Al: You really shouldn't get her mad, Nii-san (Nii-san is a Japanese honorific. It means big brother, I think).
Ed: When did you get here?
Al: We were always here.
Ed: 0.0
Me: Oh, come on, already!
Ed: I don't like milk.
Everyone (btw, all the characters are Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, and Riza) except Ed: Why?
Ed: I just don't, okay!
(Sheska (I'm too lazy to write it the Japanese way) poofs out of nowhere)
Sheska: You know, milk is really good for you and makes you grow taller (I think).
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT WORLD'S BEST MAGNIFYING GLASS WORKING WITH THE UNIVERSE'S MOST POWERFULLEST MICROSCOPE CAN'T SEE HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone except Ed: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sheska: I didn't mean it like that. (poofs back to Amestrsis)
Ed: (realizes something) Wait! Take me with you!
Me: Well, she's gone now.
Ed: (gives death glare and growls) You'll pay for this. Believe me, you'll pay.
Me: (smirks) What? I can't here you. Your too short.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN PASS AS A LITTLE KID IN DAY CARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone else: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me: (finally stops crying and wipes off a tear in her eye) Okay, okay. I think I'm gonna stop now. Bye.
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What did you think of it? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE review!!!! I want at least 5 nice reviews before going on. If you do, I'll give you a virtual cookie. Or maybe a virtual Ed? Anyways, review. I'll do Al next.