Hi! I'm here with a REALLY short oneshot about Beyblade! I think it is considered to be crack, but I'm not sure. Anyway, we all know that Masamune always wanted to see pandas, right? Well, maybe they're not so friendly after all…

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade or any character in this oneshot, except for the pandas.

Masamune Kadoya ran up to surprised shopkeepers. "Here pandas! Here panda, pandas!" Walking over to a corner, he wondered where they were. "I've been in China for two days. Two days! Somehow though, I haven't seen even ONE panda," he complained. Looking around huffily, his eyes lit up as he saw an abandoned candy stall. It had buckets full of mooncakes, sesame seed balls, and packets of pocky.

As he ran over, a furry paw closed over his mouth. "Make one sound and you're dead."

Masamune's eyes widened, and as everything went black, he knew he was in big trouble.

He woke up in a dusty storage room. His hands were tied behind his back, and in front of him were… three pandas! They were dressed mafia-style, with dark glasses, ripped leather jackets, and black shades.

The lead panda grinned and spoke in a husky voice, "Well, Masamune is it? We've heard a lot about you. Apparently, you've been doing some snooping around, trying to find pandas. Well, we'll have you know that nobody, and I mean nobody, messes with the Pandas." He looked around at his panda accomplices. They all snickered evilly at Masamune. "Let the torturing begin!"

"He's here you guys!" Team Gan-Gan Galaxy had been searching for Masamune since his disappearance a few hours ago. They raced down the stairwell, only to stop when they reached a shadowy figure that was huddled on the floor.

"Mas-Masamune?" Gingka asked uncertainly.

The figure looked up and nodded.

The others gasped.

Masamune's dark hair was tousled and scraggly, while his red cowlick was bent over at an awkward angle. His tan face was streaked with tears. His eyes had become red, which made him look like a tired alcoholic who had taken an overdose of coffee.

Whe he saw the faces of his worried friends, he leaped up into their arms. "Whoa there Masamune," Madoka said, looking concerned, "What happened?"

He started sobbing again and squealed in a high-pitched voice, "They took me, and then they t-t-tortured me! They tied me up and hi-"

Gingka who was feeling dubious about his friend's sanity, cut Masamune off. "Uh yeah, OK. Anyway, since you were scared so much, you need a present. Mei-Mei and Chi-yun said that they know where we should go to see pandas. Since you like pandas so much, we thought we should go. What do you think?"

That was the wrong thing to say…