Yoooooo! His Captain reporting for duty! This is my first fic ever so please give me constructive critisism on it! and please don't hate me is its bad.

Warning Rated R for Sasunaru goodness and bondage and OOC characters

Goes to the corner and sulks,

Naruto: Umm sasuke?I think you should do the disclamer.

Sasuke: Hn. fine Captain does not own Naruto. he belongs to me

Captain: If i did i would have been rich.. sadly, i only have as much money to buy cookies for my ooc Gaara

Gaara: GIMME GIMME

ONWARDS TO SASUNARU GOODNESS!

A pair of glowing red eyes stood in the room analyzing the apartment in which a certain blonde lived.

"Bye Iruka sensei! Ja ne!"

He smirked and thought 'It's time'

The blond happily climbed up the stairs to his apartment. Entering his home he had a nagging feeling that something was wrong, he being the dobe that he was, ignored it. Suddenly, a jolt of force was dealt to his neck.

As he slowly crumpled to the ground, he faintly heard,

"Hn... Dobe, pay more attention next time."

"T- teme…"

~~Fan Girl Page Break~~ KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~SASUNARU

The blond slowly awoke. He tried to rub the sleep out of his eyes but he found that his arms were bound above his head to the bedposts. Panicking, he started to thrash around only to find that his legs were bound too.

Then he noticed that there was a slight breeze ghosting over his nether regions.

"What the… TEME! Get in here and UNTIE ME! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A SICK JOKE? "

Smirking, Sasuke enters the room and says,

'Hn… So sleeping beauty finally awakens. How are you?"

"How am I?! HOW AM I? You should be worrying about your sorry ass when you untie me you FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"Hmm.. No. I rather like you in this position, besides, it's not my asshole you should be worrying about, its yours."

"Up yours asshole!"

"Oh no no dear Naruto, you don't quite get it. You see its actually gonna be up yours" Sasuke said smirking.

"W- WHAT WAS THAT BASTARD! Hey hey where are you going I'm not finished yet!" Completely forgetting that he was naked and bound and said bastard thought it was undeniably sexy.

" I have a surprise"

Naruto anxiously waited for Sasuke to come back with his so called 'surprise'.

A little while later, Sasuke came back into the room and smirked evilly.

'Play time' he thought

TBC

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I love making you guys suffer

Naruto: *Murderous Aura*

Captain: Sweat drop (=_=)' Now now Naruto, Sasuke hasn't done anything to you yet.

Sasuke: But i will be

Captain: YOUR NOT HELPING THE SITUATION!

Cookies to those who comment!

Ja ne!