Shrek was taking a nap in the mud by his shitty house in the middle of a Scottish forest when all of the sudden, he heard a really kinky sound that would make you question the reason that Allen was still listening to Trini Babes, a group of people who did not value their reputation that was so obvious you could cry.
"Shrek!" Shouted Donkey whose real name was Sapphire Marigolds.
Shrek looked up and sure enough, a sexy clap of thunder boomed across the forest and he saw something flying. It was a shark!
"What the heck!" Shouted Shrek as he was so scared that he wanted to fart. And he did, causing the shark to fall over dead.
"what is going on?!" Shouted Donkey as he kicked a shark that fell out of a tornado.