Josh and Jessie's Blueprints for the assassination of Andrew (for everyone but Andrews eyes only)
Step 1) We get an alien to erase his memory of linette and any love he had for her.
Step 2) Andrew confesses his love for Jessie.
Step 3) Josh blows Andrews head off with a bazooka over jealousy of Jessie because in the time Josh and Jessie were fake together Josh fell madly in love with Jessie and a taco
Step 4) Jessie hires the mob to kill the taco so that there's nothing in the way of Josh and Jessie being together.
Step 5) Linette kills herself after witnessing the death of Andrew
Step 6) Josh and Jessie run off get married and live happily ever after as hired assassins.
Step 7) Then Beth wants to marry Josh.
Step 8) To Stop The Arguing Josh Marries Beth and Jessie and they all live happily ever after as Hired assassins