Life Insurance
After Deidara's death, as painful as it was, by Kyuubi, it became very clear that the Akatsuki was under a major threat of extermination.
"Well this is unexpected" Kasame smiled, his shark like teeth shone in the little light of their hide out, as he stood next to his partner. "We defiantly need a plan to get Kyuubi before we die ne?"
A small giggle came from one of the pillars. It was their newer member. Long red and black hair, dull silver eyes glowed from the shadows.
"As long as I'm here, you have no threat of Kyuubi ne?" She asked "besides, I have a plan to sort out our little 'dying' situation."
Meany of the Akatsuki looked at each other before the teen appeared on the floor. Her hair fanned around her as it settled down to below her shoulders.
"Trust me when I say it won't back fire; and besides, every evil Organization need's it. It'll help you out in the long run." She smiled, none of them knew what Mikoto had in store, or trusted her in the slightest.
/.\
"Naru-Chan, are you sure this is the right way?" Kasumi moaned, her feet ached, and they hadn't stopped for a bit to eat since last week. Not that was her major worry.
"I think so." Naruto smiled
"Just like always" Sakura moaned as she placed a hand to her head.
"You don't even know where we going?!" Kasumi cried in shock before grabbing the blond by the shoulders and shock him continually. "What have you been doing all those years when you where away?!" she yelled at him. "That's it...where goanna die!" Finally she let go of the dizzy blond. "I'm goanna die a virgin!"
Both Kakashi and Sakura sweat dropped upon Kasumi's random outburst of complete randomness. And she was meant to be one of the last members of the most famous Uchiha Clan, the only female mind you.
"Let's carry on looking shell we?" Kakashi smiled (at least they think)
"Hai!" Kasumi said, her hypo moment sub-siding "Onward troops"
"Are you sure she's an Uchiha?" Naruto moaned as the world began to stop spinning and stay still.
"Yep" Sakura smiled.
/w\
"Trust me when I say Life Insurance will come in handy." Mikoto smiled as the pieces of paper was handed out among the group.
"Why Life Insurance?" one of the group asked, an orange mask covered his face.
"Cause they ran outta Health that's why"
"This is the most stupid thing ever" Itachi complained in a dark voice as he looked at the form.
There came a small snigger from the bushes, luckily, it wasn't herd. 3 Teens came out from watching the commotion from the bushes.
"I think its all for your sake Naru-Chan"
"Keep calling me that, then you'll have to fill out the form too"
"Hm, I think it's a grate idea." Kakashi stated, as the 3 looked at him in confusion. "After all, its not everyday powerful Ninja's that have gone missing or are wanted get beaten by a group of teenage kids ne?"
"Kakashi-sensei dose have a point." Sakura agreed.
"I just though of something, don't that mean Orochimaru would have to fill our one of these too?"
Silence fell in the air as a bird flew across the sky, its squawk cutting though the brewing silence.
/m\
In a cave somewhere;
"Orochimaru-Sama's ordered everyone to fill out these forms, and no fake names. We may be evil, but fraud is not in our contract."
Onyx eyes narrowed at the peace of paper titaled;
Life insurance.
The End
Pointless and not entirly funny i know. I dont actuly car as it was only made in the space of 10-15 mins. If your woundering, Life insurance never did help any of them out, esperly since the home office is in a diffrent country,
We cant read Kanji -.-'
And the morral of this pointless oneshot?
Always have life insurance if you join an evil organiseation, for ita almost curtan you'll get beeten up by kids ranging from 10-17 years old...ALWAYS
R&R please