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"Kamehameha" speech

'Kamehameha' inner thoughts or narration

It has been several decades since the defeat of majin buu and with the help of the dragon balls humanity forgot about majin buu's terrible deeds but then something new arose, the discovery of real life monsters at first the government kept them hidden since they saw them as threats to humanity but then that all changed when the government of japan passed the extra species exchange law which allowed monsters to live with human hosts and get used to human society, the saiyans (Which miraculously repopulated), namekians, arcosians, and surprisingly a majin race decided that they would also make their presences known by pretending to be monsters as well even if in reality they are actually aliens that could destroy the planet if you piss them off too much, our story focuses on a saiyan adventurer by the name of Erito who was travelling the world fighting and meeting all kinds of monsters he had also been trained by the original z-fighters since he used to work as a time patroller for the supreme kai of time chronoa, for him it didn't matter if he lost a fight he was just glad that he could be able to push his limits to become stronger, but he decided to take a break from all the fighting and sign up for the extraspecies exchange program

(Japan)

As the sun rose up in japan a certain young saiyan woke up from his peaceful sleep, he stretched is body and left his room as quietly as possible so he wouldn't wake up his other two roommates that were currently sleeping

he went into the kitchen and made some pancakes (By the way Erito is self-taught in cooking since obviously he didn't have his parents when he was travelling the world) he started to eat his food In the typical saiyan style and finished eating his huge breakfast he also left some leftovers for his roommates in the microwave he was about to go to the living room to watch TV his saiyan hearing picked up the sound of someone's bones getting crushed, Erito let out a deep sigh and muttered "godammit miia" Erito put two fingers on his forehead and disappeared from the living room so he could then reappear in front of miia who was unintentionally chocking Kurusu kimihito the human host

"Miia let him go before you kill him" said Erito who was getting annoyed by miia's "love" toward kimihito or what she calls him by, darling, Erito took it upon himself to keep kimihito alive… unless he dies of natural causes that is

"Geez you're always ruining my fun Erito" miia said pouting at Erito "If you call almost killing someone with your tail fun then count me out, oh and kimihito" said Erito to make sure kimihito was paying attention "Hm what is it Erito do you need me to cook you something?" asked kimihito who finally recovered from being chocked by miia's tail "No I already ate I just wanted to tell you I left some pancakes in the microwave in case you want one, now if you'll excuse me I'll go take a bath"

(Later that day)

After having to bail out kimihito from another incident with miia in the bathroom he went to watch TV in the living room while the other two were eating breakfast… and smith was there too mainly just to remind kimihito about what he can and cannot do to Miia and Erito while they're staying there, she also mentioned something about not having sex with an extraspecies and vice versa but Erito didn't really care about it, he was watching his favorite show when all of the sudden he heard a loud crash in the kitchen he saw miia tackle kimihito

"What's going on this time smith?" Asked Erito who sounded more bored than interested "Oh miia is just excited that darling is going to take her on a date" responded smith

"Wait what I didn't agree to that Ms. Smith!" exclaimed kimihito who was still struggling to get miia's tail off of him

"Well too bad, as a Host you have to makes sure that extraspecies like miia can integrate into society without any problems basically spend time with her in and out of the house, oh and don't you dare take her to a love hotel got it" said smith in a menacing tone

Kimihito was scared by the threat smith told him but he managed to recompose himself "Uhh Ms. Smith isn't that the coordinators job" asked kimihito but before smith could respond miia dragged him off towards their date

"Soo you want me to follow them in case they do opposite of what you said" asked Erito

"Yes I wouldn't be surprised if they did, just make sure you help them out of trouble without getting noticed and try to hide your tail so you don't attract any unnecessary attention" replied smith

"Okay I'll talk to you telepathically if something does happen" and with that he went out the door and started to fly where kimihito and miia were having their date at

(Later that day)

After tailing miia and kimihito for half the day Erito was about to go back home when all of the sudden he heard two people laughing not the type of laughing you get from a good joke or prank but it's the type only big assholes would do, he turned around to see what was going only to see miia slap kimihito who blocked her from her real targets who were laughing their asses off and then left so miia and kimihito could deal with the crowd of people who were currently taking pictures of miia which made her feel uncomfortable

"Why do people always make such a fuss about this, well it's time to break it up" Erito hardened his glare which made all the phone's blow up in the people's hands luckily they were just small harmless explosions, kimihito took this opportunity to escape the mob of people, just when he thought they were both in the clear Erito saw kimihito take miia to the one place smith told them not to go… A love hotel

'Kimihito you dumbass!' Erito quickly contacted smith to tell her the whole situation

(Skipping…Skipping to the part where smith breaks in since I'm too lazy to write the part where miia was begging kimihito to do you know what to her)

"M-Ms. Smith how did you know we were here?!" exclaimed kimihito "I had Erito follow you to make sure you didn't get in trouble" Erito waved at them with grin that resembled one of a certain saiyan

After Erito and the others were about to leave the love hotel they encountered two familiar assholes which coincidently were also in the love hotel and they didn't hesitate to make crude jokes about miia this pissed her off she was at verge of attacking them but before she could do anything he saw the man get kneed in the gut by Erito he then proceeded to karate chop the woman behind her neck rendering her unconscious letting her drop unceremoniously on the ground

"Geez I thought they would never shut up, let's go back home before anything else happens" and with that they all headed home

(Kimihito's home)

Smith was finishing up bandaging kimihito's cheek which was bruised by miia's tail slap when she finished she turned towards Erito "You know Erito you broke the no hitting humans rule from the extraspecies exchange law I could get you sent back home" said smith Erito just shrugged "So, they deserved it and also I had my tail hidden so they'll think I'm human and not an extraspecies" Erito started to drink some tea he made when he saw miia nervously peeking beside the door

"Hey miia what are you doing over there" asked Erito who stood up from his seat which made miia back off from the door and enter the room "Why…why did you that for me?" asked miia who had her expression shadowed by her hair

"Oh that well other than them being pricks I couldn't let them say those horrible things about you even if you are a lamia it shouldn't change the fact that you are girl there are you satisfied now?" he noticed that miia wasn't moving or saying anything which started to worry him but before he could say anything miia's tail shot forward wrapping around Erito's neck, basically he's being strangled to death

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DARLING WHO SHOULD'VE DONE IT YOU STUPID MONKEY!' miia exclaimed in pure anger

A few moments later miia stopped chocking Erito and apologized to him saying that her emotions got the better of her, meanwhile smith was about to leave when she asked "by the way 'Darling' how did you get that bruise mark on you cheek" he quickly responded "I fell down some stairs!" and with that smith took her leave

Everything returned to normal Erito went into the living room to watch more of Dr. Slump meanwhile behind him miia tackled kimihito to the ground… again trying to do it (If you know what I'm sayin 'YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH'….. I won't apologize for what I just did) usually he would do something about it but he decided it was best for him to deal with miia this time luckily before anything too erotic happened…

"Oh by the way 'darling' what's for dinner tonight?" said smith as she conveniently came at the right time before miia and kimihito would get it on and in front of Erito, after a little argument between kimihito and smith everyone was eating but….

"Oh miia before I forgot you left this back at the love hotel" said smith as she had one of miia's panties in her hand, miia screamed out of shock and quickly grabbed her panties

(Preview)

Wow who would've thought having a date with miia almost cost kimihito to get arrested but that's all in the past now it's on to the future where… wait kimihito gets kidnapped by a harpy!? And Erito is chasing down a bad guy with a centaur!? Geez what kind of trouble did they get themselves into this time, well you'll have to find in the next chapter 'kimihito kidnapped!?, A centaur and a saiyan fight crime!'

AN: I hope you guys will enjoy this new fanfiction that I wrote I just couldn't get the idea out of my head so I decided to write it (Actually I have a lot of ideas for dragon ball crossovers I just don't want to write all of them since it would take longer to finish the other stories I'm working on right now, Oh and also I don't know why but I keep picturing suu in piccolo's clothes it would be cool to see some fan art of suu in piccolo's clothes