Graystripe's Highschool Story
Okay you all know the story. Graystripe and a group of other warriors go out to save some cats from twolegs trying to capture them. When Graystripe gets captured in an attemt to free a cat, he gets taken away to a strange toleg nest . After he gets taken to a twoleg nest he meets this cat named Millie. She agreed to come to the forest with Graystripe. They have some wacky adventures along the way. But the weirdest was when Millie discovered Graystripe went to highschool...
Graystripe and Millie are walking through a marsh.
Millie: What are battles like in the... wow whats that?!
A large area of trees and shrubs is looming over them.
Millie: What do you think it is?
Graystripe: (nervously)Uh... I dont know.
Millie: You know.
Graystripe: Nu-uh
Millie: Yu-hu
Graystripe: NU-UH!!!
Millie: Yu-hu
Graystripe: Okay,okay yu-hu.
Millie: Ha in your face!
Graystripe: (muttering) Your so annoying.
Millie: So, what is it?
Graystripe: Its a highschool.
Millie: A highschool you went to highschool?!
Graystripe: Yeah so what.
Millie: How was the highschool?
Graystripe: I hated it.
Millie: Why?
Graystripe: It was terrible! Bullies lerked the hallways 24-7! And I wasn't the most popular cat.
Millie: It couldn't be that bad.
Graystripe: It was. Bullies locked me in the dirtplace shoved me in hollow trees and gave me wedgies!
Millie: How did you get wedgies if you lack underwear?
Graystripe: You do not want to know nor do you want to see it!
A cat rises out of the marsh. (menacingly) "Hey Graystripe remember me!"
Millie: Who is that?
Graystripe: His name is Cat. He was one of my school bullies.
Cat: Yep we had lots of fun in highschool. How about a wedgie for old times sake?
Graystripe: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo eek!
Cat gives Graystripe a wedgie.
Millie: Ooh, you were right I didn't need to see that