Final Fantasy villains' Bohemian Rhapsody
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Final Fantasy or the song Bohemian Rhapsody
Enjoy!!!!!
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Kefka: Is this the real life?
Sephiroth: No, it's Final Fantasy.
Ultimecia: Kaught in a landslide, no eskape from reality.
Kuja, Seymour: Open your eyes, look up to the Iifa Tree.
Kuja: I'm just a failure; everyone hates me because I'm.
Sephiroth: Easy come, easy go
Kefka: Little high
Ultimecia: Little low
Kuja: Anywhere the mist lurks doesn't really matter to meeeee. To me...
Sephiroth: Mama, I just killed Aeris.
Put my sword against her chest,
Drove it in, yeah I'm the best.
Mama, are you proud of me?
I made Cloud cry, don't you see?
Sephiroth: Mama, oooh,
I will use meteor and then we will rule the planet together
I will become a god and the deaths will not matter.
Kuja: Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my tail,
My skin is growing pale,
Goodbye everybody, I'm gonna die.
And even though I know, I wonder why.
Kuja: Garland, oooh,
I don't wanna die!
Why did you create me at all!!!!
Kefka: I see a silhouetto of Emperor Gestahl.
Seymour: Scaramoosh, Scaramoosh, Will
You perform a sending.
Ultimecia: Thundara is lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar,
Seymour: He hates Edgar,
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar,
Ultimecia: He hates Edgar,
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar Figaro.
Ultimecia, Seymour: Magnifico!!!!
Sephiroth: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Ulti, Seymour: He's just a poor boy, Hojo is his family,
He was born from that monstrosity!!!! (P.D: They mean either Hojo or JENOVA-
you decide)
Sephiroth: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Cloud: Vishmillah.
Tifa: No !!!
Cid + Barret: We will not let you go!
Kuja: Let him go !!!!
Vincent: Vishmillah.
Yuffie + Cait Sith: We will not let you go!
Kefka: Let him go !!!!
Cloud: We'll not let you go!
Sephiroth: Let me go!
Cloud: We'll not let you go!
Sephiroth: Let me go!
Red XIII: Never, Never, Never, Never-
Sephiroth: Let me go-o-o-o
Tifa: No, no, no, no, no, no, no !!!!
Golbez, Zemus (Where'd they come from?): Mama mia , mama mia mama mia let
me go!
Kefka: What kind of power do the statues expect from me, from me, from
me..!
Kuja: So you think you can laugh at me 'cause I'm gonna die?
On the roots of the Iifa I'm going to DIE !!!
No, Zidane, don't come back for me, Zidane.
You just get out, you just get right out of here.
Seymour: Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Kefka: Nothing really matters,
Sephiroth: Nothing really matters,
Kuja: #Weakly# .to me.
Ultimecia: Any way the wind blows.
#Thunder clap#
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After reading this through, I came to the conclusion that it was pretty
sad, what with Kuja's implied death. I do like Kuja really.
Before I added his death, it was going to be funny.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Final Fantasy or the song Bohemian Rhapsody
Enjoy!!!!!
~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~
Kefka: Is this the real life?
Sephiroth: No, it's Final Fantasy.
Ultimecia: Kaught in a landslide, no eskape from reality.
Kuja, Seymour: Open your eyes, look up to the Iifa Tree.
Kuja: I'm just a failure; everyone hates me because I'm.
Sephiroth: Easy come, easy go
Kefka: Little high
Ultimecia: Little low
Kuja: Anywhere the mist lurks doesn't really matter to meeeee. To me...
Sephiroth: Mama, I just killed Aeris.
Put my sword against her chest,
Drove it in, yeah I'm the best.
Mama, are you proud of me?
I made Cloud cry, don't you see?
Sephiroth: Mama, oooh,
I will use meteor and then we will rule the planet together
I will become a god and the deaths will not matter.
Kuja: Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my tail,
My skin is growing pale,
Goodbye everybody, I'm gonna die.
And even though I know, I wonder why.
Kuja: Garland, oooh,
I don't wanna die!
Why did you create me at all!!!!
Kefka: I see a silhouetto of Emperor Gestahl.
Seymour: Scaramoosh, Scaramoosh, Will
You perform a sending.
Ultimecia: Thundara is lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar,
Seymour: He hates Edgar,
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar,
Ultimecia: He hates Edgar,
Kefka: #Squeaky# I hate Edgar Figaro.
Ultimecia, Seymour: Magnifico!!!!
Sephiroth: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Ulti, Seymour: He's just a poor boy, Hojo is his family,
He was born from that monstrosity!!!! (P.D: They mean either Hojo or JENOVA-
you decide)
Sephiroth: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Cloud: Vishmillah.
Tifa: No !!!
Cid + Barret: We will not let you go!
Kuja: Let him go !!!!
Vincent: Vishmillah.
Yuffie + Cait Sith: We will not let you go!
Kefka: Let him go !!!!
Cloud: We'll not let you go!
Sephiroth: Let me go!
Cloud: We'll not let you go!
Sephiroth: Let me go!
Red XIII: Never, Never, Never, Never-
Sephiroth: Let me go-o-o-o
Tifa: No, no, no, no, no, no, no !!!!
Golbez, Zemus (Where'd they come from?): Mama mia , mama mia mama mia let
me go!
Kefka: What kind of power do the statues expect from me, from me, from
me..!
Kuja: So you think you can laugh at me 'cause I'm gonna die?
On the roots of the Iifa I'm going to DIE !!!
No, Zidane, don't come back for me, Zidane.
You just get out, you just get right out of here.
Seymour: Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Kefka: Nothing really matters,
Sephiroth: Nothing really matters,
Kuja: #Weakly# .to me.
Ultimecia: Any way the wind blows.
#Thunder clap#
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After reading this through, I came to the conclusion that it was pretty
sad, what with Kuja's implied death. I do like Kuja really.
Before I added his death, it was going to be funny.