Jamie: I SUCK AT WRITING DUN FLAME! T.T
Hinata: Don't worry your writing will be fine!
Neji: Yeah right..
Jamie: Why I outta hits neji with a nearby rock
Neji: Oww slips to unconsiousnous
Hinata: Anou... Jamie please start the story
Naruto: PLEASE START!
Jamie: YOSH! LETS START! FIRST!
Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto but if I did naruto and hinata would be together and tenten would be with neji and etc etc. AND HOMEWORK WOULD BE FINISHED FOREVER!
Chapter One: Naruto's return
"Have you heard Naruto would finally come back!" asked Tsunade Kohona's 5th Hokage.
"I know it's been nearly three years since he left for Jiraiya's training!" replied Kakashi
who's been looking in Ira Ira Paradice for a hell of a long time.
Miruko knocked on the door. "MAY I COME IN!!!! "
Tsunade slapped her face then said "Come in Miruko" in the most disinterested voice ever.
Miruko practically flew to Tsunade's desk "HIIIIIII!!!" (to let you know Miruko is me! But two years older) Miruko is a 14 year old hyper energetic girl who mastered genjutsu and mastered chakura control but her shadow clone jutsu isn't that good but because of her idols Naruto, Lee, Shikamaru, Sakura, and Hinata her I.Q. is over 150 points.
"Hey… Miruko…" said Kakashi.
Miruko took his Ira Ira Paradise book and threw it outside the window. "Damn Kakashi! Get your perverted head out of that perverted book!!" exclaimed Miruko.
"MY WONDERFUL BOOK!" cried Kakashi and then he jumped out the window to find his "wonderful" book.
"O.o Anou… that… was… anou… weird…" whispered Miruko.
"Yosh, well Naruto is coming back!" said Tsunade.
Miruko practically almost fainted to the floor but Shuzine broke her fall.
Meanwhile
Naruto came in Kohona and was amazed how little it changed "Wow, Kohona hasn't changed a bit! And look old lady Tsunade has her face on the wall! I wonder where everyone is- OMG!" Fan girls started rushing in from the side!
"AHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!" screamed the fearful Naruto.
"Yosh!" cried Shikamaru.
He used his shadow technique and controlled all of the fan girls. "Hey Naruto." Said the gang.
"Hey! Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Sakura, Sasuke, TenTen, Neji, Lee, Kiba" But as he looked at Hinata, he was speechless. Her hair was now long and she was also slimmer and curvier she was a gir transformed into a beautiful woman. "H-hinata, you look-' NARUTO!" as she hugged him. Naurto blushed red.
"Anou.. CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THESE DAMNED FAN GIRLS!?!" screamed Shikamaru "How troublesome."
Will Naruto and Hinata's love for each other bloom and can somebody help Shikamaru? Next chapter! Coming soon!
Jamie: He he.. that was fun to write!
Shikamaru: How troublesome..
Hinata: Naruto came back -
Naruto: Hey Hinata!
Hinata: N-naruto faints
Naruto: Hinata!?
Ino: Aww!
Sakura: Aww!
Kiba: That was cool!
Chouji : Eats potato chips
Sasuke: Umm how come Neji has a bump on his head?
Neji: Don't ask winces
TenTen: Haha Neji got hurt by Jamie
Miruko: YAY!!!! NARUTO'S BACK
Jamie: Hey Miruko you know your me but two years older?
Miruko: Yup I know! I'm your Naruto version.
Lee: Yosh! Youthful Naruto is back!
Sasuke: Hey Naruto I bet I can beat your butt!
Naruto: Bring it!
Jamie: Well please review and I'll put up next chapter!