Beating Crooks
At home alone
His family left by plane
At first Kevin had fun
Junk food that rots his brain
That didn't last
House Harry and Marv have chosen
Oh...
They're the wet bandits
And they rob every house, A slew
While Kevin just runs around
On Mountain Dew
Lights firecrackers and found
He has got a free pizza
Oh...
You might think it's insane
He will trick these two
He'll swing paint cans on a chain
And he'll knock out a tooth
Till they're crippled and in pain
Traps he keeps exposing
Black eyes are swollen and he
Keeps beating
Keeps, keeps beating crooks
He keeps beating
He keeps, keeps beating crooks
Keeps beating
Keeps, keeps beating crooks
Their bones are broken
Ugh...
Kevin's got a pair
As Harry gets ploughed
They're falling down the iced stairs
Curses fly from their mouths
Burned to coal on their stroll
And he keeps on name calling
Oh-No...
And one year later they're still crushed from wrenches in that case
They're in New York and it's a mess
Covered in paint
These guys want to take money
But they can't do it safely, No way, no way...
They'll take staples to the face
And the nutsack too
While on this cat and mouse chase
They'll be beaten and bruised
Concrete powder they will taste
And bricks he'll be throwing
Want to kill Kevin as he
Keeps beating
Keeps, keeps beating crooks
He keeps beating
He keeps, keeps beating crooks
Keeps beating
Keeps, keeps beating crooks
Their bones are broken
Ouch, ouch...
Once they're gaining upon him
By this time they've got pretty peeved
They're sick of seeing stars
They want to hear him scream
Someone will save the day
Like that creepy dude
Smacked with a shovel they'll pay
And Kevin is set loose
Flock of pigeons pecking grain
That strange lady's flowing
Without much notice they'll fly
Keep beating
Keep, keep beating crooks
They'll keep beating
They'll keep, keep beating crooks
Keep beating
Keep, keep beating crooks
Though bones are broken won't die
Keep beating
Keep, keep beating crooks
He'll keep beating
He'll keep, keep beating crooks
He'll keep beating
Keep, keep beating crooks
Though bones are broken won't die
Keep beating
Keep, keep beating crooks...