Hey guys, Otterplay here, I wanted to start writing a Total Drama story so here it is. I've written stories before about random stuff, but I've never posted them on a website before. So this is new stuff for me. Also, the story is kinda in script form. So that's something that may or may not be new to you. I hope this doesn't make you less interested to read this. I hope you guys enjoy reading this
((The scenery was peaceful… because it was a parking lot to a BlockBuster, The birds were peaceful… Everything was peaceful… And now that Chris is here, nothing is peaceful.))
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Chris: (with a big smile) Hello there once again viewers! We are starting off another season of Total Drama! I am your host! Chris Mclean! Now, who are the lucky new competitors this season going to be? The answer is, zero. I'm bringing back the hold people. That's right, no one new this season. BUUUUUUUT, there will be people from all three cast. Eight people from each cast to be specific. We will be welcoming eight people from the third set right now. Welcoming baaaaack… Samey!
Samey: (walks out of the bus) (holding her luggage) (smiles) (gets shoved)
Amy: (shoves Samey onto the ground) How come SHE got introduced before I did?
Samey: (on the ground) Oww…
Amy: Oh well, at least it put me in a position to shove her! (walks towards Chris) (no luggage)
Samey: (slowly gets up) (someone starts helping her)
Jasmine: (helping her onto her feet) (in an australian accent) Don't let er botha you too much.
Samey: (looks at Jasmine and smiles) Thanks.
Jasmine: No problem.
Amy: Ain't that just cute. Samey's first friend. I never thought I'd live to see the day.
Samey: (walking towards Chris)
Amy: HEY! Didn't I tell you to bring MY luggage too?
Samey: Yes… (sighs) (turns around and walks away)
((in the confessional booth))
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Samey: (looking down) I thought that standing up to her last season would make everything better… but I got in trouble with my parents for getting her voted off… Now this hasn't solved ANYthing…
((back at the parking lot))
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Max: (walks out of the bus) (a small luggage) Hmm… abandoned parking lot of a BlockBuster…? THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A SECRET LAIR! MUHAHAHA- Cough cough! I thought I perfected my evil laugh! Nonetheless! I have all season to make my villainous laugh a masterpiece.
Sugar: (walks out of the bus) A masterpiece is a piece o' cake right? (holding some luggage) Speaking o' cake. I'm hungry!
Dave: (walks out of the bus) (dragging his luggage behind him) Aren't you always hungry…
Samey: (walks out with Amy's luggage) (carries it over to her) (struggling) (drops the luggage right next to Amy)
Amy: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Samey: What's in here…? Rocks!
Amy: (opens up her luggage)
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((a bunch of rocks comes out))
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Samey: Wha?
Amy: You already brought my luggage. I just wanted you to see you carry all those rocks.
Jasmine: Ya betta start treating ya sister right or ya gonna have to deal with me!
Sugar: (looks at Dave who is looking very sad) What happened to you little fella?
Topher: (walks out of the bus) Well, if I were a host! I would know exactly how each contestant feel and why. And something tells me it has to do with last season… WHEN A GIRL TURNED HIM DOWN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! (runs up to Chris) Hey… if you still need a spot for co-host, I would be happy to oblige.
Chris: I heard they're looking for a host at the kiddie pool.
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((Everyone starts laughing))
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Topher: I imagine that's where you started.
Chris: (wanting to stop talking to Topher) Where's the last contestant?
Jasmine: Ya mean Sky? I'll go see if I can get er out. (walks towards the bus)
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((inside the bus))
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Jasmine: Sky…? Ya there?
Sky: Yeah… I'm here…
Jasmine: What's bothering ya, mate?
Sky: Dave… Not that I want to date him… He just doesn't seem right… He's either loopy, or sad. I think he's pissed off at me.
Jasmine: There's nothing ta worry about. It'll be fine!
Sky: You sure…?
Jasmine: Ya! Now common and fallow me. (starts to walk towards the exit of the bus)
Sky: Alright… (gets up and starts walking towards the exit) (gets out of the bus)
Chris: And there we go! All eight of the people from the third cast!
Sky: So there's going to be other people?
Chris: Yes, yes there is.
Topher: If I was Chris, I'd have eight people from each cast participate.
Chris: Topher… Can you… go stand with everyone else?
Topher: If I'm going to become a host, I must learn from the best… that I know of. I'm not normally allowed to be this near other host.
Chris: I wonder why… But yes! Eight people from the two other casts will be competing. Speaking of which, here comes the bus right now. But first, let's head to a commercial break.
Austin: But we're only on page two? [1]
Chris: I THOUGHT I PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU! Anyway, see you guys AFTER the break. [2]
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((a small commercial plays for the cat food: Fancy Feast)) [3]
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Chris: And we are back from the break! Now, ladies and gentleman! We are here to welcome the eight people from the second cast! And here comes the bus now!
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((The bus stops right beside the first one))
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Chris: And the first one to be introduced is…
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((no one comes out))
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Chris: Huh… Maybe they-
?: I SAID WAKE UP! (said a familiar unknown voice)
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((KICK))
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Brick: (gets kicked out of the bus and face plants a pole) Dur (wobbles around a bit and then falls down onto the ground)
Chris: Here's… BRICK!
Brick: (gets up) Sergent Brick! Reporting for duty sir!
Jo: (walks out of the bus)
Chris: Followed by Jo!
Brick: Wait, why was I asleep? I could have sworn I set up an alarm.
Anne-Maria: (walks out of the bus) (spraying her hair with her hair spray) Well, I kinda destroyed it. I ain't lettin dat wake me up from ma beauty sleep. And plus, how da even sleep with her yip - yapping the whole time?
Chris: And Anne-Maria!
Staci: (walks out of the bus) My great great grandfather invented alarms. Before that, people just had to wake themselves up.
Chris: Staci!
Anne-Maria: Just shat up already! You're draving me crazy! I ain't gonna let street ruin MA hair.
Jasmine: Can't ya just wake ap yarself?
Scott: (walks out of the bus) Who are these people? I don't remember these people ever being on TV!
Chris: And we can't forget about Scott!
Sky: We were right after the All-Stars…
Scott: Must have missed whichever season you were on.
Sam: (walks out of the bus) Does this place have somewhere to charge my 3DS? It died on the trip here.
Chris: And Sam! Not that he made it far in any of the seasons he's been in.
Scott: Well maybe if you didn't play it 24/7, it would still have some battery left.
Dawn: (walks out of the bus) Don't worry Sam, you won't be needing it.
Chris: And Dawn has also returned!
Sam: Why?
Dawn: You'll see 'll enjoy this season. Trust me.
B: (walks out of the bus)
Chris: And we can't forget about B. The silent genius.
B: (waves)
Chris: Still has silent has ever.
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((The third bus as arrived))
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Max: (walks up to B) There can only be one genius around here! And that's me!
Scott: Don't flatter yourself.
?: You're one to talk… you probably flatter yourself as much as pretty face over there (said a familiar sarcastic voice)
Chris: Everyone! Welcome back Noah!
Justin: (walks out of the bus) Yeah, self flattery is MY thing.
Chris: And Justin!
Noah: Is it because no one else will flatter you?
Justin: Hey! I get tons of flattery!
Noah: Half of it from yourself. The other half by your reflection. (Smirks)
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((Everyone laughs))
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Justin: At least I get flattery.
Noah: I don't really care about flattery!
Justin: I can see, you look terrib-
Eva: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! (shoves Justin out of the way)
Justin: (falls down on the ground) (lands on his mirror which breaks it)
Chris: Also welcoming back, EVA!
Justin: (looks at his shattered mirror) MY MIRROR! IT'S BROKEN!
Noah: And there goes about 50% about your daily flattery. Now how will you ever live? [4]
Justin: HOW AM I GOING TO CHECK TO SEE IF I HAVE WRINKLES!
Trent: (walks out of the bus) (holding his guitar) Dude… You're 18… you aren't getting wrinkles any time soon.
Justin: (worried) Are you sure?
Noah: I heard stressing out makes you lose hair.
Justin: (even more worried) STRESSING OUT?
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((in the confessional booth))
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Justin: (crazy worried) AM I STRESSING OUT? (sees one of his hair falls off his head) AAH! (covers his face) DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M HIDEOUS!
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((back on the parking lot))
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Chris: And Trent!
Samey: It's Trent! I really love his music! I Tre-
Amy: (shoves Samey out of the way) I loved his music first!
Samey: But… but you told me you hated his music!
Amy: Well, now that he is here. I might as well start pretending to like his music.
Trent: You do know I can hear you right?
Amy: (turns to Amy) Stop lying about liking his music! See! He can hear us!
Samey: But you were the one lying!
Trent: (walks over to Amy and Samey) Leave the girl alone!
Amy: See, Trent agrees with me.
Trent: No I don't! (walks over to Samey) (extends his hand out) Need a hand?
Samey: (smiles and blushes a little) Yeah… (grabs his hand)
Trent: (pulls her up)
Chris: Aww… touching… NEXT!
Lindsay: (walks out of the bus in slow-motion)
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((the whole scene happens in slow motion))
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Lindsay: (slow motion) Hello everyone!
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((all the single guys stare at her in slow-motion))
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Chris: (not in slow-motion) Why is everyone in slow-motion? You do know I'm on a time limit right?
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((the same goes the same speed))
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Chris: Anyway… Welcoming back… LINSDAY!
Lindsay: Hello Cres. It's good to be back.
Chris: It's Chris…
Lindsay: It is?
Chris: Yeah…
Lindsay: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Tyler: HEY LINDSAY! I'M GOING TO JUMP FROM ON TOP OF THE BUS AND MAKE A KILLER LANDING!
Lindsay: GO TYLER!
Tyler: (runs and jumps off the bus) EEEEEXTREME! (starts to face the ground with his head) Oh-uh! (faceplants a bunch of rocks) OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
Chris: We can't forget good ol' Tyler!
Amy: SAMEY! WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR ROCKS LYING AROUND!
Samey: But they're YOUR rocks!
Amy: Now when it needs to be moved around.
Trent: Ladies! You both need to stop arguing! Can't you two just get along?
Amy: (points to Samey) She started it!
Anne-Maria: I can't figure out who more annoying. Da girl that keeps talking lies. Or da girls dat keeps fighting.
Cody: (runs out of the bus) (hides behind B) (shaking) Wait… hope you don't mind me hiding behind you?
B: (gives a thumbs up)
Sierra: (runs out of the bus) Codykins! Where are you?
Chris: And are final two contestants! Cody and Sierra!
Sierra: Has anyone seen Cody?
Dawn: Hmm… I didn't seen him get off the bus…
Sierra: REALLY? (turns to look at the bus) He might still be in there! (runs back in the bus)
Dawn: (gives Cody the thumbs up)
Cody: (gives her thumbs up to) (huge smile on his face)
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((confessional booth))
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Noah: It's only day one, and I can already tell this is a bad idea.
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((back in the parking lot))
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Chris: HERE'S OUT HERE SIERRA!
Cody: (turns to Chris) WHHHHHHHHY?!
Sierra: (runs out of the bus) WHERE?
Chris: Behind B.
Sierra: (runs towards B)
Cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sierra: (grabs Cody and hugs him) CODYKINS!
Cody: (looks at Chris) Why do you hate me…
Noah: (looks at the Blockbuster) Hmm… Hey Chris, is the budget so low that we'll be staying in a Blockbuster?
Chris: Yes… Yes you will… If you lose…
Noah: So basically the economy class but safer?
Chris: Something like that.
Scott: Can we hurry up with the challenge already?
Chris: I didn't even announce the teams yet!
Scott: … Can you hurry up with the teams already?
Chris: Team one will have: Eva, Jasmine, Justin, Noah,
Justin and Noah: Oh no!
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((in the confessional booth))
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Justin: Why him?
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Noah: I would rather have Ezekiel than him!
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((back in the parking lot))
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Chris: Sam, Scott, Staci, and Topher. You will be team 1. Also known as, Virtual Conquerors.
Sam: Virtual? Why is the name Virtual in there?
Chris: It will b-
Topher: -e explained soon. Because first, Chris has to make the teams! (takes a piece of paper out of Chris's hands) Team 2 will be: Amy, B, Cody, Dawn,
Cody: So far, so good.
Topher: Max, Samey, Sierra,
Samey: NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH AMY!
Cody: Not Sierr-
Sierra: (hugs Cody tightly) EEEEE! We're on the same team! Isn't that amazing?
Topher: And Trent.
Samey: Well… at least Trent is there.
Topher: You people will be known as the Gam-
Chris: (finally gets the paper back) You guys will be known as, the Gamer Gang.
Noah: I give these names 5 stars… out of a hundred…
Chris: Well, you're going to learn to have to deal with the team names. And the last team is composed of: Anne-Maria, Brick, Dave, Jo, Lindsay, Sky, Sugar, and Tyler! You will be known as: Pixel Perfect.
Sam: OK! What's with all these references to-
Topher: It will be explained so-
Chris: Now! I was going to explain it now…
Topher: Oh? Really? That doesn't seem like a host thing to do. I would show them.
Chris: You really think I'd just tell them. Everyone, follow me.
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((confessional booth))
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Sam: Hmm.. I wonder… Is the main theme of this season V- (static)
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((inside the Blockbuster))
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Noah: (looks around) This must be where Chris used to live.
Staci: My grandfather was the one to start up this Blockbus-
Anne-Maria: I DON'T CARE! Get dat thru your thick head ya annoying garl!
Chris: Everyone! Please take a seat on one of these chairs. I will start explaining then.
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((Everyone sits down on a chair))
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Chris: Chef, would you be so kind?
Chef: (walks out of a room he was in) (presses a button)
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((a bunch of helmets come out of nowhere and cover people's heads))
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((somewhere))
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Trent: (opens his eyes) Where are we…?
Cody: It looks like… we're… (looks at what he's got in his hands) Is this a gun?
Chris: Hello everyone! This seasons theme is going to be: video games!
Cody: That explains a little…
Chris: The helmets are putting you in a virtual reality. So you guys won't actually get hurt. I got the idea for this from someone. Seemed like an awesome idea. So I decided to go with it. [5]
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((with team 1))
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Sam: VIDEO GAMES! YES! I GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG!
Scott: (glares him down)
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((confessional booth))
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Scott: I can't have Sam winning all of our challenges. He'll be impossible to take out in the merge. Hmm…
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((back in the game))
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Sam: (looks at his gun) This must be Call Of Duty right?
Noah: Call Of Duty? Oh boy, this should just be a bucket of fun.
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((back with team 2))
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Dawn: We have to kill…?
Chris: It's all virtual killing. All you have to do is kill the other teams and you win.
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((team 3))
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Jo: A military game? This should be easy! I nominate myself as team leader!
Sky: Wouldn't Brick make a better lead-
Jo: DON'T SPEAK TO YOUR LEADER LIKE THAT! Now everyone! Follow me! (turns around and starts running)
Brick: MA'AM! YES MA'AM! (running behind Jo)
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((Everyone else just shrugs and runs behind them))
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((in the real world))
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Chris: With that twist. Which team will win? which team will send someone home? And which team will neither win nor send someone home? Find out next time on Total! Drama! VIRTUAL REALITY!
Chef: Is that SERIOUSLY the name you are going for?
Chris: What? Got any better ideas?
Chef: Hmm… No…
Chris: I didn't think so!
[1] Austin is a character from one of my main stories who breaks the fourth wall all the time. And before you ask, yes, at that point, it was the a few lines from the end of the second page.
[2] In my other story of Total Drama Island that includes my friends. So it's why I'm not posting it here.
[3] Fancy Feast is one of the running jokes in Derps Against Humanity and I just kinda picked up on it. Expect there to be a lot of jokes from Derps Against Humanity
[4] By far my favourite line of dialogue to write.
[5] I got this idea from chrisATD1 who had this in his story of Total Drama which was used for certain challenges. Since he posted the last chapter 10 months ago. I thought I'd mention him since he is the one to inspire me to write a season with the characters from the show. And since I loved the idea. I thought I'd make a whole season based on video games.
Hope you guys enjoyed the first episode of this story. I had fun making it and I will go in depth with the characters next episode. Feedback is always appreciated. And don't worry, I WILL get better. See you guys, next time.