I seriously hate him...

My names Craig Tucker. I seriously HATE Kenny McCormick. Now, I don't know why either. Which makes me hate him more. He's never really done anything... Okay that Peru thing was pretty bad, but it wasn't really his fault. It was Kyle, Stan, and Cartmans fault... He was just there. He's ALWAYS just there, well he used to be.

We're in High School now. Now he is always the center of attention. Probably cause he goes to all the parties.. Fucks everything he sees...Well I do to, but he gets all the attention... Maybe its a jealous thing? Wait.. I take that back, there's no way in hell Id be jealous of him.

"Craig!"

Oh yeah, I was talking to Clyde.

"What?" I yell.

"Were you even listening to me?" He shouts back.

"No, not really." I said with a smirk.

"See, THIS is why we don't hang out no more! You never listen!" He said as he stormed off towards the locker room. Did I mention we're in Gym?

"Yeah , whatever." I replied.. Its not really why we aren't hanging out no more. We had a thing and it lasted 'bout a month. And in that month, you'd think we were rabbits we did it so much. We broke up cause I started ignoring him, and I would go to parties without him on my hip. He was Very clingy.

"Look out!"

*BAM* I got hit with a dodge ball.

"Who the FUCK threw that!" I yelled as I got up, holding the side of my head.

"I think it was Kenny." Cartman said with a smirk.

"Dude, quit lyin. We know it was you." Kenny said, obviously pissed off.

"Aww, what's the matter? Me hittin you boyfriend piss you off?" Cartman said trying to be funny. But all it did was piss me and Kenny off.

"FATASS-" We said in unison.

"Look at the fags, there in sync!" Cartman said laughing.

If I was closer I would have done it myself. But instead Kenny punched him right in the face for me. He sent him flying to the ground. For a twig he's really quite strong.

"Fatass, you better shut your mouth right now! There's NO WAY IN HELL that id EVER fuck Craig." Kenny was screaming getting the attention of everyone, even the ones in the locker room.

"Yeah, my baby would never cheat on me with someone so...ECK." Bebe said. Kenny and Bebe have been going out for... three weeks now, I think. Its the longest relationship hes ever had. Which makes Bebe somewhat proud, for some reason.

"Um, Hello. Standing RIGHT here!" I said kind of ticked off.

"Annd who cares, Craig? Nobody likes you." Bebe replied. I would have said something back, but it was true. Nobody liked me. BUTTERS didn't even like me. And he loves EVERYTHING.

*DIIIINNNGGG*

And that was the end of Gym. Cartman was being helped up while he was shouting something like Imma buy your house and burn it to the ground Kenny. Which made me chuckle a bit. Next is the worse class ever..Math.