SF4E: Just a short humourous one-shot! Warning: Suggested Deidara pain!

I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki!!!

Pein was in pain. He had a terrible headache. And the cause of it was sitting in a chair in front of his desk with a cat on his lap. Deidara.

"Now Deidara. Do you know why you are here?" Pein asked sounding for all the world like a headmaster telling off a naughty school boy.

Deidara nodded. "It's because of Kitty-chan isn't it?"

See, it had all started when that morning Deidara had woken early and couldn't sleep. He had gone outside and seen a little kitten struggling for life in the snow. So,
Deidara practiced his evil-ness and killed it.

But later on (About an hour later) he felt bad; so he decided to adopt a kitten that had no home. Unfortunately he could find no stray cat's in the area. So, he stole one. And named it Kitty-chan.

Unfortunately, a kitten was a small, furry mammal. And that could prove a problem. Because Tobi immediately wanted to hug it. Unfortunately Tobi's hug's were rather bone-crushing.

And Deidadara had been recieving complaints from various Akatsuki members all day.

First it had mistaken Zetsu for a common house plant and peed on him.

Then it had decided Kisame would make a nice fishy luch.

It had licked up Hadin's blood sacrifice to 'Jashin-sama'.

Then it peed on Zetsu again.

Then Tobi had been scratched because he tried to bone-crush hug it.

Then poor Itachi had discovered he was allergic to cat's, and spent the whole day sneezing.

Frankly Pein was quite fed up.

"You have to get rid of it Deidara." Pein said gently.

Unfortunately Deidara was a bit of a drama queen. "Nooooo! If you want to get rid of Kitty-chan you have to get rid of me too!"

And that's how Deidara ended up in a trash-canwaiting for the bin-men to come. While the other Akatsuki members stood around laughing.

After about five hours a small voice came from the trash-can.

"You only said I had to stay in here for an hour. Can come out now? Please?"

Turns out the others had got bored and gone for dinner. And while they listened to the beeping noise as the trash-collectrors truck came and collected every ones trash.
And then mashed it up in the mechanised steel teeth it used to make room for more.

And all of a sudden Pein spoke: "Ya' know; I can't help but think I've forgotten something..."

That's when everyone saw an innocent lookiing kitten sitting in Deidaras usual spot at the table.

"Crap."