Today, I finally got my copy of The Brightest Night! So, I'm starting today because I'm so happy about that.
Oce uon a tim... da dragents of destimmmy wer siting arond. Dey wer vry bord, nd al dey had too doe waz wath Cly runn intoo wals. Dat waz vry borng. "Im bord" Sad Starfight, who waz reding Da Lust Heroin. "Al derp iz two doo iz wath Clay runn intoo wals orr wath Glarey sleping. I ned sum thin too doe." Wel," Said Morowsir, "You culd alwys cryy ovr da fct dat Suny does nut luv yu." "Oh here" Said Sirflight, " I wuz jst pretendng too luv here. She wuz evl." "Rly" Sad Morowseeer. "Rly." Sad Strflight. "Now goo awy, u r ded." "Ohh, oky" Said Morowser as hee rememembered dat he ded in a volcno. "I wil leve now." As Morowseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wnt fart awy, Sunnnnnyyyy wok up!111 "Wat r u doin" She sad angily. ":O notin" Said Strawfight as he edgd aqwy. "Yur doing sumthin sad Sunndee Ndd inm gona fin oot wat it iz," Lukly fur S6trflight, Gluey wok upp son nd trmpld Suny whil getng ootsid. Deafbrine wuz wating ootsid fur Glaryly nd wuz redy too giv here flowrs which Glory eight. Tuisami wok upp nd begen wrming upp here vocl crds. " You can hear the waves, and underwater caves, as if you actually were inside a saltwater room." Cly sttred eatng da hole ranfirst. Butt nubudy card. Riptid randumly flu in too vst Tusami. DSunny contined too bee trmld. Starflght wunderd wat he wold do. "I cun hellp u" Sad a voice. Strflight tuned around nd saw... Silver Obsidian Golden Emerald Ruby Lapis Diamond Aquamarine Ender PANCAKES Silver! Da laddty Amazingwinf!
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I definitely went overboard with the name.