'God, I'm friggin' bored...' Ron complained. 'Yes, yes I know, I
KNOW!!!' Harry said, getting quite annoyed of all that complaining. The
Red Haired Whiner sighed. 'But I'm so bo-' Harry let out a frustrated yell.
'ARGH! JUST SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT, WILL YOU!!' Ron ran off crying, leaving a
happy Harry behind.
~*~
Severus Snape stood in front of his class. 'Potter!' Harry looked up, what did he do this time?!! 'Yes, professor?' 'You know what?' 'What?' Harry asked. Snape smirked. 'Your mother was a moose and your father smelled of Berty Botts Every Flavour Beans!!!' Harry tried to raise an eyebrow, but failed miserably. 'Thank you for letting me know, professor.' 'My pleasure.' Snape continued talking about a Slap-my-ass-Potion.
~*~
Lockhart ran around in circles, his tongue sticking out his mouth, his eyes wide. 'VRRROOOOMM VRRROOOOOOOOOMM TOOT TOOT HERE COMES THE RAINBOW MACHINE!!' Remus looked at Sirius. 'Shall we dance my dear?' So Remus and Sirius are still dancing and Gilderoy is still running around in a circle. There's no plot today, kids, now go and have some cake.
~*~
Voldemort spread his arms. 'Be honest, Lucius... does this tutu make my butt look fat?' He made a pirouette. Lucius looked at Voldemort's ass. 'No, Master... It looks very... nice...' Lucius always had problems looking at The Dark Lord's ass. It was just disgusting and his ass was so many times better... 'All right than. Your hair matches your tutu perfectly. It's the perfect combination, really!' Lucius smirked. Of course it was. Nothing is more perfect than Lucius Malfoy in a pink tutu...
~*~
'I'm scared!' Neville grabbed Ginny's hand. 'It's OK, Nev, don't be scared! It's just a dark, freaky forest with... lots of... big, hairy spiders and... other human-eating things... and monsters... Nothing to be scared of!' Draco laughed. 'Ha! monsters, my ass!!' Suddenly, Draco's arse started laughing evilly. 'HOLY SHIT!! IT'S THE MALFOY BUTT-CRACK MONSTER!!! RUN!!!' Neville and Ginny ran away, leaving Draco and his butt-monster behind.
~*~
Hagrid was walking trough a school hall at night, when he heard someone whispering. 'Psshh! Hey, you there!' Hagrid looked around. 'Who, me??' 'Yes, you!' The voice continued, 'Wanna buy some Sherbet Lemon Drops?' Dumbledore came walking out of one of the shadows, looking stoned. 'Blimey, Sir Dumbledore, Sir!' The HeadMaster looked confused. 'You recognised me??' 'Psh, yeah! I'm not THAT stupid.' 'That's what you think!!' Ludo Bagman took his Albus Dumbledore mask off. 'Fooled ya!' Hagrid stared. Bagman stared back. They stared the whole night at each other, and even the next day, while people were walking trough the hall where they were staring. They stared for the rest of their lives.
~*~
Percy looked around and grinned evilly. Oh, how he loved to do this when no one was around. He looked around again, than begun stuffing his mouth full of pumpkin pies. Oh the joy of pumpkin pies, the wonderful... pumpkiny taste, the delicious... pumpkiny flavour. He tried to swallow, but found out he couldn't, there were too many pumpkin pies in his mouth! He started choking. He became red, blue, purple, green and slowly yellow. Everyone stopped and looked at him, amused. When Percy finally dropped dead, people stole his wallet, watch, Prefect badge, gun, rubber ducks and ran away with their treasure.
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~Well that was odd, wasn't it... very, very... Strange...and... random... Oh well!! Hope you enjoyed it a bit! If you did (or if you didn't, who cares?!) please review!!!~
~*~
Severus Snape stood in front of his class. 'Potter!' Harry looked up, what did he do this time?!! 'Yes, professor?' 'You know what?' 'What?' Harry asked. Snape smirked. 'Your mother was a moose and your father smelled of Berty Botts Every Flavour Beans!!!' Harry tried to raise an eyebrow, but failed miserably. 'Thank you for letting me know, professor.' 'My pleasure.' Snape continued talking about a Slap-my-ass-Potion.
~*~
Lockhart ran around in circles, his tongue sticking out his mouth, his eyes wide. 'VRRROOOOMM VRRROOOOOOOOOMM TOOT TOOT HERE COMES THE RAINBOW MACHINE!!' Remus looked at Sirius. 'Shall we dance my dear?' So Remus and Sirius are still dancing and Gilderoy is still running around in a circle. There's no plot today, kids, now go and have some cake.
~*~
Voldemort spread his arms. 'Be honest, Lucius... does this tutu make my butt look fat?' He made a pirouette. Lucius looked at Voldemort's ass. 'No, Master... It looks very... nice...' Lucius always had problems looking at The Dark Lord's ass. It was just disgusting and his ass was so many times better... 'All right than. Your hair matches your tutu perfectly. It's the perfect combination, really!' Lucius smirked. Of course it was. Nothing is more perfect than Lucius Malfoy in a pink tutu...
~*~
'I'm scared!' Neville grabbed Ginny's hand. 'It's OK, Nev, don't be scared! It's just a dark, freaky forest with... lots of... big, hairy spiders and... other human-eating things... and monsters... Nothing to be scared of!' Draco laughed. 'Ha! monsters, my ass!!' Suddenly, Draco's arse started laughing evilly. 'HOLY SHIT!! IT'S THE MALFOY BUTT-CRACK MONSTER!!! RUN!!!' Neville and Ginny ran away, leaving Draco and his butt-monster behind.
~*~
Hagrid was walking trough a school hall at night, when he heard someone whispering. 'Psshh! Hey, you there!' Hagrid looked around. 'Who, me??' 'Yes, you!' The voice continued, 'Wanna buy some Sherbet Lemon Drops?' Dumbledore came walking out of one of the shadows, looking stoned. 'Blimey, Sir Dumbledore, Sir!' The HeadMaster looked confused. 'You recognised me??' 'Psh, yeah! I'm not THAT stupid.' 'That's what you think!!' Ludo Bagman took his Albus Dumbledore mask off. 'Fooled ya!' Hagrid stared. Bagman stared back. They stared the whole night at each other, and even the next day, while people were walking trough the hall where they were staring. They stared for the rest of their lives.
~*~
Percy looked around and grinned evilly. Oh, how he loved to do this when no one was around. He looked around again, than begun stuffing his mouth full of pumpkin pies. Oh the joy of pumpkin pies, the wonderful... pumpkiny taste, the delicious... pumpkiny flavour. He tried to swallow, but found out he couldn't, there were too many pumpkin pies in his mouth! He started choking. He became red, blue, purple, green and slowly yellow. Everyone stopped and looked at him, amused. When Percy finally dropped dead, people stole his wallet, watch, Prefect badge, gun, rubber ducks and ran away with their treasure.
********** *************** *********** *********** &^%$%@#@!
~Well that was odd, wasn't it... very, very... Strange...and... random... Oh well!! Hope you enjoyed it a bit! If you did (or if you didn't, who cares?!) please review!!!~