"Oh no!" gasped Count Chocula as he collapsed on the ottoman. He raised one hand to his bespecktacled forehead and said, "I wish I were dead." After saying this he promptly died.
Mr. Fleeberson walked into the room and finding Count Chocula dead on the ottoman, began to panic. He reached for his inhaler but accidentaly took out a pack of cigarettes and smoked them all. This, of course, was not good for his asthma and he quickly died and landed on top of Count Chocula.
Later that evening buffy the vampire slayer walked in and looked around and said, "Look's like some people died in here."
"Brilliant observation," remarked Spike.
Just then Dracula entered and chuckled sinisterly, saying, "Ah, slayer, we meet again. I have been looking for you for 3 years. 3 hahahah."
"10 times, 10 hahahah, you have stolen my shtick!" said the Count from Sesame Street who happened to be standing in the corner.
"Go away Count," said Dracula. Then, "Oh no! It's you, I thought I had seen the last of you Lavender Chocar!"
"Well, umm, no you haven't."
"I see. I have to go." Dracula turned into a bat and flapped away.
"Ahhhhhh!" screamed Spike and passed out. No one knows why.