Brokedick Castle Dracdicko and the Harry Penis
Chapter One -Coming Out of the Cupoard-
There was a new boy in Dickwarts and everyone wanted a piece of that hot, underaged ass. Even Serverus Snape, who had a pensive full of cp, couldn't help but squeal and cream himself.
Harry Penis stood among the first years as they waited to be sorted into their houses. He towered a foot over them and, just at the tender age of 28, had finally made it to Dickwarts after applying for 17 years. 'Now it's MY time to shine!' Harry threw up his fist as his eye sparkled gayly.
Over at the Slythergenderbenderin table Dracdicko turned to his boys and asked while stroking his pubes gingerly, "Who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?"
And a Jay-Z song was on.
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