It was an average day in GeneCo towers. Rotti Largo took care of his usual business in his office, his two henchwomen watching over him. Luigi Largo ended up stabbing five innocent bystanders, going through about three shirts by the time he was done. Pavi Largo ended up taking the faces of those five innocent bystanders to put in his collection of stolen faces. Amber Sweet had gone and taken some Zydrate from the GraveRobber, and had started making plans for a party tonight.

Wait…what?

Luigi grabbed his younger sister by the shoulders. "Are you fucking serious?" he yelled into her face. His breath smelled like coffee and eggs. "Are you high or something?"

Amber grinned. "Yes, as a matter of fact I am."

Luigi held his face in his palms. WHY did I have to get the dumbest sister in the WORLD?

"Besides, it's only a small party."

Luigi took his face out of his hands and glared at her. "…And by small, you mean…?"

Amber shrugged. "I dunno, of course you, Pavi, and Dad…Mag's coming too."

"Anyone else," Luigi asked, crossing his arms.

"Well…Nathan and Shilo are coming…"

"I thought Nathan died."

"Well, if Nathan died, so did Dad."

"Hmph." Luigi uncrossed his arms. "But doesn't Shilo have a blood disease?"

"No...that was a lie made up by Dad and Nathan...REMEMBER? Besides, Nathan was probably high on Zydrate and convinced her that it's okay to go out."

"Fucking out of character…" Luigi opened a bottle of water. "Please tell me they're the only ones coming."

Amber giggled. "Well, I sort of accidentally invited GraveRobber…"

Luigi spat out the water he was drinking. "You what?"

"…Um, is that a bad thing?"

"Of course it is!" Luigi began shaking Amber by the neck. "You invited THAT freaking peasant?"

"But…he's nice! Besides, you didn't complain when I said that Shilo and Nathan were coming."

"Yeah, well, Nathan works for Dad, and I still haven't gotten around to screwing the virgin!" He continued to strangle his sister.

Amber coughed. "Luigi, you're hurting me!" Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Pavi walking towards the room. Still high on Zydrate, she decided to make both Pavi excited and her other brother really angry. She grabbed Luigi by the waist with one hand and dug the fingernails of her other hand into his back. "Oh…Luigi, you're—oh—you're hurting me! Ugh…!"

Luigi remained confused for a moment, but realized what she was doing when she started wrapping her legs around his waist. The two of them fell over since he wasn't able to support her. Amber continued to grind her hips against his as Pavi walked in.

Pavi went into a rabid fan-boy mode. "My-a brother and-a sister are-a fucking!" he squealed. "My-a brother and-a sister are-a fucking!"

Luigi pushed Amber off of him when he realized that she was trying to unbutton his shirt. He shot up and grabbed Pavi by the throat, his gelled-back hair slightly tousled. "Pavi shut the fuck up!"

Pavi choked. "I'm-a sorry fratello!"

Luigi let go of his throat and let Pavi fall to the ground. "Yeah, you'd better be."