One day Gerard was sitting on the couch eating cookie dough and watching Fruits Basket. Suddenly, the power went out because of his awesomeness and hotness. He stumbled through the dark abyss of his messy living room to find his Batman action figure! "Batman," he squealed, "Save me!!"
But he could not find his dear Batman, for it was stuffed in the corner of the couch. Feeling desperate, Gerard started to cry, for without his Batman, his life was a mere crack in the wall of China. "LET THE CRACK TEARS FLOW!!" he screamed at no-one in particular. Tears ran down his face and soaked his silky pyjamas, making him feel dirty. "LET's GET DIRRTY!" Britney Spears popped up behind him and started dancing and shaving her head.
"Wingarium, leveosah!" Someone else screamed from the side of the room, flicking a wand in the direction of Gee. He flew up into the air, smacking into the ceiling, breaking the light during the process. "Ahhhh! Let me down!" Gerard screamed, waving his arms around. Then someone else popped up, someone he didn't know... or didn't want to. cue scary music
"Want to see mah boobs?" cried Hannah Egan, the slut of KCS. Everyone stopped what they were doing in shock of Hannah's makeup plastered face. Gerard fell to the ground and let out an ear-splitting scream. "It's hideous!!" he cried, tears returning to his eyes. Then to everyone's dismay, she started the heinous act of singing... or something like it anyways.
"Touch my body, body..." her voice broke all the windows in the room and Harry's glasses. "HEY!" Harry shouted, "Shutay, uppayh!!" he screamed in an attempt to create some magic spell to make her shut up. Then, Josh from 'Josh's' Dream' (on YouTube) fell from the sky and said, "I feel bad for all those ladies who have something so disgusting between their legs." He noticed Hannah and Britney and gasped, "Come forth thy giant vagina of grossness, suck them up I say, suck them up!!" And from somewhere in a place no-one has ever been, a giant vagina flew in and started sucking them into a windy vortex. "AHHHH!" They screamed in unison as they were both vacuumed into the dark and desolate world of 'it.'
To be continued...