Hey guys, you've probably read a million of these stories, where demigods go to Hogwarts to protect the Golden Trio a.k.a. Harry, Ron, Hermione, but please read this one! I am not Uncle Rick or J.K. Rowling. I don't own Percy and the Heroes or Harry and the Trio. Takes place after BoO and during GoF.

Percy POV:

Holy Crap man, it feels like it's been ages since the Giant War finished. The Greeks and Romans live in harmony, Leo and Calypso returned a few days after Octavian killed himself in that fiery-death-comet-ball-thing. Right now, I'm making out with Annabeth, my girlfriend, at the beach, my favorite place in all of Camp Half-Blood.

"EWWWWWW! Stop that, uhh, show of affection right this moment, I don't want to see this right now, Peter Johnson." Someone called.

I immediately pulled away from that kiss, and Annabeth did the same, except she shrieked loudly. There, standing right in front of us, was the god Dionysus, or Mr. D, as he's known at here at Camp.

"Please, Peter Johnson and Annabelle Cheer, do not do kiss like that in front of me again." He sighed.

I called out "What do you need us for, Mr. D?"

"Ugh, Chiron needs you. Some sort of quest. I do hope you die, I won't have to put up with your idiocy anymore." He informed us.

"We were just in a war, and the gods need our help again?" Annabeth whispers to me.

"I know right, the gods really don't give a dam(A/N Titan's Curse Joke)" I sighed as I stood up to go to the Big House.

THIS LINE BREAK'S NAME IS PHIL! DON'T MOCK PHIL!

Annabeth POV:

So we have just been through a war, and now Chiron wants us to go on another one already? Thats just insane now. We're heroes, demigods, not hit men. Or hit women.

As Percy and I walked into the meeting room, I saw a lot of familiar faces: Jason, Piper, Leo, Calypso, Frank, Hazel, Reyna, Nico, Thalia, and Chiron.

Chiron began speaking "Ah, thank you all for coming, and I know many of you will be grumbling because we just finished a war, but this is very important to the gods, mainly Hecate. You see, a thousand years ago, she blessed a group of people, and they are called wizards and witches,-"

"You mean those guys that wear starry cloaks and pointed hats and wave around wooden sticks?" Leo interrupted grinning. "I've always wanted to wave around a wooden stick!"

"Quiet, Leo, this is important. Chiron and the gods wouldn't be calling for our help if this quest wasn't important" Piper scolded. I heard Percy, my idiotic Seaweed Brain, snort, while I grinned. Even I love it when Piper yells at Leo. "Ok Beauty Queen, whatever you say." Leo responded, with a maniac look on his face.

"Please, can I continue explaining the quest!?" Chiron asked, more like stated, exasperatedly.

"Yes Chiron." All the girls murmurs, while the boys just nodded. "Ok, where was I?" Chiron continued, "Oh yes, this group of people were very fluent in magic, and so proud, they created schools to teach others with magical abilities, but, they forgot about the Greek Gods and how they blessed these magical folk. I have a friend, who is headmaster to one is these schools, his name is Albus Dumbledore-"

Now it was my turn to interrupt, as I was curious about what the name of this magical academy was, "Chiron, what's the name of this school?" Chiron sighed, "Well, it will take a while for you to calm down after I tell you, but it's called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." The room burst out in laughter. The boys, including Nico, started rolling around on the floor, laughing they're guts out. "Ohhh, HOLY HERA! Who names a SCHOOL after deformed pigskin!" Leo said between laughs, "Oh gods, I can't, Seriously, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Even the rest of the girls were laughing hard, even myself and Reyna. Meanwhile, Chiron sighed and facepalmed, waiting for the laughter to subside.

"Finally, so my friend, Professor Dumbledore, is fearful of the dark wizard Voldemort-" Cue the laughter, cue the facepalming by Chiron. "Who in Tartarus would name their kid Moldyshorts?!" Percy shouted while rolling around on the floor. "I know, right?" Jason agreed.

Chiron looked like he was going to explode: "It's not Moldyshorts, is Voldemort, and he's very powerful,-" This time, Nico interrupted. "Yeah, he is, it's impossible to hang out in Dad's palace without him grumbling about the amount of paperwork Voldemort is causing him." Nico put emphasis on Voldemort, because a certain few jokesters, cough Percy, Jason, Leo cough, while the rest of us looked at Nico in amazement.

Chiron continued, before more conversation erupted. "Anyways, all of you will be sent to the Burrow, where you will, meet, and try to befriend, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, the one Voldemort is anxious to annihilate. Try to protect everyone at the school, but mainly Harry and his friends. Also, do NOT give away your identity as demigods unless absolutely necessary. Got it?" After a chorus of Yes Chirons, he said "Good. Meet at Half-Blood Hill by Thalia's Pine tomorrow at 9:00. From there, Nico and Hazel will shadow-travel you to the Burrow. And this is a picture of the Burrow, so spend time looking closely at it. Pack what you need, like weapons, books,-" He looked at me for books, "Ambrosia, Nectar, the vital stuff. You will also be getting Hecate's blessing while you sleep tonight, so you will know everything a fourth year at Hogwarts knows overnight. Goodbye." Chiron said before leaving.

Line meep Break

"Well, a wizard's school, thats new," Percy told me as we walked out of the Big House. He looked cute when he was frustrated.

I responded with a "yeah, tell me about it." "When will it all end?" Percy yelled at the sky. Lightning flashed, thunder rumbled a few seconds later.

"Percy, don't go getting Zeus mad right now. You never know what he might do to you." I warn Seaweed Brain.

"I don't care. The gods don't give a dam(A/N again!) about us." He muttered as he walked back to Poseidon Cabin. I smiled. I wonder how the wizards will take us as American Transfer Students.

Well well well. There's a cloud looming over the horizon. It looks awfully like a demigod! How will the wizards take the demigods? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Lol JK, but please review and all that fun stuff. I don't own Percy Jackson. Though I do have the Son of Neptune on my Kindle and The House of Hades, Blood of Olympus, and Goblet of Fire in paper. I'm not Rick of J.K. Bye!