Kei-Kei Yuki: Hello everyone and welcome to my Gender –bender Fem! Natsu and Male! Lucy drabble story. Hope you have fun and enjoy!
Natsu: WAIT! WHY THE HELL AM I A FREAKING GIRL!?
Lucy: AND WHY AM I A BOY!?
Kei-Kei Yuki: * Ignore them* On to the story!
Lucy and Natsu: DON'T IGNORE US!
Summary: Natsu and the team are on a job to capture a thieving cat lady who has been stealing expensive jewelry.
Story 1: Unexpected Kiss!
"Luke gets out of the way!" Said Natsu as she push him out of the way as a flying table came soaring through the sky toward him.
"What the hell?!" Screamed the poor frighten blonde haired man as he took a look at the huge mess his team mates were currently causing. Chairs were turn over or broken, food was wasted everywhere, most of the place was either burnt, frozen, or destroyed; the place was on the verge of destruction if somebody didn't put a stop to this soon.
"Move out of my way ice-block!"
"Shut-up flame brain!"
"Natsu! Gray! Stop arguing and keep your eyes on the thief!" Yelled Erza, equipped in one of her suites of armor.
"We're trying, but that dumb cat lady can turn invisible and hide her scent from me! Arrrgh! Come out and fight me like man you punk!" Screamed Natsu throwing around random fire punches and kicks, which were destroying the place, worse than it, was at the moment.
"But Natsu, you're a girl." Replied the flying cat named Happy.
'All of this because of a dumb cat lady thief, but I must put a stop to this before they destroy this place even more.' Thought Luke taking out one of his golden Celestial keys before calling out," I call on the gate of the Archer, Sagittarius!" Said Luke as just than Sagittarius appeared.
"Moshi Moshi."
"Sagittarius, on my mark I want you to nail that theft to the wall, alright?" said Luke as a few minute later the Cat- lady thief reappeared showing herself as Luke caught sight of her about to run out the door.
"Now!" Order Luke as Sagittarius shot out a couple of his arrows that end up piercing the cat thief to the wall upside down.
"Luke caught the thief?! Hmm . . . didn't see that one coming." Natsu said with a completely and unbelievable blank face.
"Shut-up and stop looking at me like that!" Screamed an angry Luke.
"But it is shocking since you're the weakest of the four." Said Happy, who was calmly sitting down on the ground beside Luke eating a piece of fish peacefully watching as the others fought.
"No one was talking to you stupid Neko!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! I give up!" Yelled the cat thief catching the team attention as Erza walking over to her and stand in front of the thief.
"Are you sure you give up and won't try to run away." Said Erza giving off a dark aura that said," 'If you run, I will severely punish you.'
"Y-Yes, but first thing first, y-you four does know that the crystal, along with that huge chandelier that is above your blonde haired friend head, is both about to crash down to the ground, nya?" She said as the entire group look up, only to see she was indeed telling the truth.
"The crystal?!"
"LUKE!?" While Gray ran to catch the crystal, Natsu ran to save Luke, just as both the crystal and the chandelier where about hit the ground, Gray saved the crystal, while Natsu saved Luke.
"Good job Gray, and Nat- . . .!?" Erza face started to turn a bright cherry red color as all the heat in body begin to rush to her face at the scene she witnessing. Gray sensing something was wrong turn to see what she was looking at, only to be just as shock as she was as they both witness, Natsu and Luke locking lips with another as her arms wrapped tight around his neck, and while his arms was wrapped around her small curvy waist, and plus that fact neither one of them decided to let go yet, until finally Natsu was the one who broke the kiss, but was still hovering over him and look at Lance, who face was the same color as Erza hair, directly in his brown eyes.
"Sorry about that I kind of slip, are you alright your face is red and burning up?" asked Natsu, who was completely unaffected by the kiss the two shared, making both Gray and Erza to fall backwards anime style and Luke to faint with a blushing red face.
"What the hell wrong with everybody, and –OH MY GOD LUKE JUST FAINTED! HAPPY CALL FOR HELP!" scream a panicking Natsu.
"He liiiike her." Said Happy ignoring Natsu and the others and continue to eat his delicious fish.
End Of Story 1: The Unexpected Kiss!