A/N: I don't have much to say. Except to expect strang things from Emmett. Very, very strange things.

Bella's POV

Emmett is an idiot. Okay, so he's actually pretty smart, but he was an idiot for talking me into doing this. Edward seemed to be bursting with excitement, Jasper had the most bewildering smile plastered onto his face, Alice was squealing every five minutes, Rosalie was to busy adjusting her hair and sunglasses to be excited, and Emmett could barely keep himself seated. Me? I'm nervous. Almost to the point of insanity. Why? you ask. Because I'm a vampire. A vampire with the power to erase memories. It's been 45 years since I was changed, and I've spent every minute with Edward. Each second has been beautiful; a dream, you could say. One huge, blissful dream.

But today, the close-knit Cullen family is splitting up all around the school, and letting our spirits loose. And by letting our spirits loose, I mean we'll be doing any insane thing we want. At the end of the day, I'll erase the last eight hours of every student and teacher's memory.

"Edward," I whined. "What if I miss a student? Or a teacher?" My mind wandered to the terrible consequences we would face if that happened.

"Bella, you'll be fine. Need me to distract you?" Edward said with a sly smile.

"As wonderful as that sounds," I laughed wistfully. "we have reached our destination. But maybe later."

I climbed out the car, taking a deep breath. Calm down, Bella, I told myself. Today is going to be fun. Let loose. By 3:00, no one will remember it. Start with Mr. Varner. Show him what fun is. Vampire style.

I heard the school bell scream to the students that the day had begun. I stepped onto the sidewalk and started walking toward Mr. Varner's dull classroom. Then an idea hit me. It pivoted an hurried toward the principal's office. I walked into the office, and smiled a sugary smile at the secretary.

"I need to speak to the principal. It's urgent!" I exclaimed, putting my mouth into perfect pout. "He really needs to hear this."

"Alright, hon.'. I'll tell him you're coming in," the secretary mumbled, obviously dazed. She waddled over towards his office. "Go on in, sweetheart."

"Thank you." I walked into the cramped room. "Hello, Mr. LeBlanc," I purred, trying to be seductive. I'm sure my attempts were far from astounding, but I certainly didn't have much experience in the seduction field.

He jumped, having not heard my entrance. He looked up into my eyes, trying to keep his thoughts focused. "Could I do announcements today? Please? By the way, that is an amazing tie," I said, leaning closer to his face with every word. My fingers played with his tie and collar. I let my breath flow onto his face, and unleashing the force of my eyes on him. He looked down; embarrassed that he had stared so long. I could have some fun with him.

"I know you always do the announcements, but if I do, you'll find a couple of very pretty girls at your house when you get home," I purred. He stood up, not having spoken a word the whole time. He was obviously moved by that last promise.

I sat down at the large oak desk. The microphone sat on the right side of the desk, beckoning for me to use it. It was 8:10. The fun started now.

Xx

"Hello, Forks High School," I began "This is Isabella Hale. she's now pretending to be Rosalie's sister, as it would be creepy if people thought that she was dating her blood brother Mr. LeBlanc happens to be sick today, so he asked me to do some of his daily tasks for him; such as announcements. At 2:30, we will need you all in the auditorium for a special announcement. All after-school activities have been canceled. I'll be making my rounds around the classrooms to make sure everything is going as it should. We will also have some new uh . . . student teachers today. Thank you. That is all."

I walked out of the cramped room and made my way past the flabbergasted secretary. I turned the corner, and started heading towards Mr. Varner's room. Though it had been many years since I was changed, Mr. Varner had kept on teaching. But with his old age of 86, came a strong wave of amnesia. Our secret was still safe.

I walked into the white-walled classroom, and made my way towards the front. Mr. Varner's wrinkled face crumpled in confusion, as to why his best student was smiling so mischievously and coming in late. I stopped at the desk of one of the other juniors, who had taken quite a fancy to me this year. Ironically, his name was Mike.

"Hey, Mikey. How are you doing this fine morning?" I purred, doing the exact same thing I had with Mr. LeBlanc. He looked, well, kinda dazzled. I placed my icy hand on his face. "I'm good. But I 'd be happier if we were alone," I teased him.

"Um . . . I . . . sure," he sputtered, a goofy grin lighting his face.

"Let me show you what fun is, Mike." I grabbed his hand and led him over to a corner. I placed my hands on his shoulder, and moved my face towards his. He hesitated to put his hand on my waist, but eventually did. I nuzzled his ear, and moved my hands to his hair. I ran my fingers through the shabby locks. He moved his hands south. In fact a bit too far south. That would have been embarrassing enough if we were alone, but when we were in front of everyone, it was plain humiliating.

"Oh, so you really want to have fun?" I stuck my tongue out and licked his face. Not in a puppy-dog kind of way, but in an I-IS-HORNY! kind of way. He shivered involuntarily. For some strange reason, I don't think it was from the chill. At that moment, Edward stepped through the doorway. "Here is fun, Mike," I stepped over to Edward and laid my mouth on his. I let the kiss become wild, and ran my fingers through Edward's bronze hair. The silky texture of hair and decadent taste of his kiss left me breathless, even though air wasn't a necessity.

"Now that's fun, Mike," said Edward. He looked smugly over at him, and then turned to me. "I'll be over in Mrs. Dower's room is you want to have some more fun."

"Hmm . . . I may have to take you up on that. Bye, Edward. I love you!" I felt my grin crumple at the sight of Edward leaving.

I moved over to the stereo, and found the closest big hits station. Paralyzer by Finger Eleven was on. I shoved all the books and papers off Mr. Varner's desk, jumped up, and began to dance. They were quick and sharp movements, interrupted by long, lulling ones. Mr. Varner stared at me in horror. The girls gave me scowls, do to the fact that most of the boys' stares were headed in my direction. The song ended with me in a careful dip.

"Bye, everyone!" I chirped as I skipped out of the room. It was time to go see what trouble Edward had made.

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Edward's POV

I walked into the dreariest classroom in the school. It could only belong to one person: Mrs. Dower. And it could only be one subject: math. How frightening.

I had just seen Bella in some sort of flirtatious mode. I had seen it before (even had it used upon myself a few times), and had seen the effects. Jacob Black had no chance against this woman. She was beautiful, and absolutely tempting when she was like this. It was like offering rich ham to a man who had eaten bread for a decade. It hurt to tear myself away from her, but I knew that if I didn't break the kiss, I'd never get anything done today. Even looking in her direction distracted me. I often spent hours upon hours gazing at her magnificent face.

The awkward silence was broken when I spoke up and asked, "Mrs. Dower, how much do you weigh? Because the other teachers say that you used to be 135, but after Mr. Farley left you, you gained over 100 pounds. But it looks like you gained more," I said. The girls beside me snickered. "Well, maybe even 150, but don't hold me to it. But seriously, must you eat ice cream 24/7? I can easily say that it isn't doing wonders for your gluts or love handles." I found myself laughing also, but was interrupted by some very, very loud thinking.

Edward is so hot. Maybe I should ask him out. If he's all daring right now, maybe he'll take a ride on the wild side with me! the girl next to me named Abby practically growled in her mind.

"Hey, Eddie. I was thinking maybe we could do something tomorrow night. Maybe dinner in Port Angeles," she said boldly, this time out loud. "Or we could just go straight to my place." As she winked, I had to restrain myself from shuddering.

"Sure, Abby," I purred playfully. "But I don't think I can wait until tomorrow. Why don't we go somewhere more private? I don't think I want everyone else watching us."

She was excited by this thought. "Okay, Eddie. Where to?" she squealed.

I mentally rolled my eyes. Most humans would never love us (except for Bella) and just find themselves attracted to us because of our looks. Some were genuinely clever and kind, but most were shallow as a shower (heehee, I love Curse Of Curves) I grabbed her hand and towed her out of the room, and into the janitor's closet. Most wouldn't consider it romantic, but Abby obviously thought it was amazing.

"How's this?" I growled playfully. I pulled her into my arms, and intertwined my fingers in her hair. I wished Bella was in my arms, instead of this random girl. As if on cue, Bella opened the door. "I missed you, beautiful."

She strode over towards the two of us, putting herself into my waiting arms. "I missed you too. It's just not the same without you," she whispered, but loud enough for Abby to hear. I pulled her face up to mine. As I pulled her closer, I realized Abby was still with us.

"Goodbye!" I chirped, closing the door on her. But before it was closed completely, I added, "And only Bella can call me Eddie."

A/N: To clarify what you all are thinking, Bella and Edward are not cheating on each other. They've planned this out and have agreed that it is only teasing the humans.

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