CloudVegetaStrife: Okay here is a short fan fic.

I do not own Kenshin.

Ten Ways to Get Kenshin to Kill you

1. Ask him who got him pregent

2. Tell him that Mrs. karou wants to have sex with him up the butt

3. steal his opuim stash

4. steal his sword a replace it with a roll of meat

5. Cut his hair

6. Call him a women

7. read his journal O.o who would want to read that?!

8. Wake him up when he is sleeping

9. Tell him that he sucks in bed

10. Steal his women

Cloudvegetastrife: I was bored so please leave a review.