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"Come with me, Naruto."
After long searching, Team Kakashi had finally found Sasuke and his newly formed Team Hebi. After a quick but intense fight, Sasuke's sultry voice stated the former. Sakura gasped loudly, while Kakashi and Naruto were stunned. Sai just smiled his creepy fake smile.
"But Sasuke-kun! Surely you have enough on us!"
"Shut up, you sexcrazed ugly bitch! You're giving me an headache with all you whining."
The last one of Sasuke's new team just stood there stoically, saying nothing.
"What do you mean? We've come to get you home." Said Naruto heatedly.
Sasuke walked over to him until he was standing right before Naruto. "Last time I wanted to kill you on a mere whim. This time, I want you to come with me."
Sasuke leaned forwards and whispered seductively something in Naruto's ear. He leaned back to check the fruits of his little plan. He smirked as he observed how lovely pink shades flooded Naruto's cheeks, while the blond's teammates were looking at him strangely.
"What did he say to make you blush like that?!" asked Sakura alarmed, but curious.
"Probably something perverted, ugly hag. Not that dickless deserves it, after all he wouldn't know what to do." Sai kept smiling, even when Sasuke spinned around to look at him threatingly, his Sharingan spinning madly. "What did you say, lowlife?"
"I said that dickless doesn't des-" Sakura slapped her head before his mouth, cutting off all similar further statements and giggled nervously, looking straight in swirling red eyes.
"Maa, Sasuke. So you want Naruto. If he do comes with you, what exactly will you do with him?" Kakashi finally decided to mingle himself in the conversation.
Sasuke chuckled. "Then we would go and find Itachi, kill him together, looking for a way to be reinstated as Konoha shinobi along with these three, -" he made a halfhearted wave at the rest of Team Hebi, "and then I'm going to fuck Naruto senseless."
Silence ensued. Jaws fell to the ground.
"If….." Naruto swallowed audibly, before watching the ground intently. "If that's what it takes for you to come back, I'll do it! Uzumaki Naruto never goes back on his promise!" Naruto turned to his stunned teammates. "So guys, it looks like I won't come back for a while. Say hi to the old hag for me and tell her not to worry!"
With that said, Naruto jogged over to Sasuke, who greeted him with a slap on his ass.
"Bastard! Not now!"
"Let's go." Sasuke stated coldly to his team, before his eyes turned soft at the sight of his new little playtoy slash boyfriend and smiled.
Team Kakashi's jaws opened even further as they watched how the newly formed Team Hebi disappeared into the green forest. They still could faintly hear shouts from Naruto.
"Bastard! Save that for later!"
"Yes, alright, tonight, but back off for now!"
"Argh, alright! Let's take a break then!"
Ultimately they regrouped in silence. "Looks like dickless found himself a man." "Shut up, Sai!"