I had to have been going on very little sleep when I wrote this...heh...
Also, I was gonna post this today anyway, but then I checked my User Stats and saw I had 3000 views to Profile Page. So, um, yeah. This is for that, too. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, and I don't own the idea of a cereal killer. I do, however, own this idea.
"I'm going to kill you."
"Why?" Total asked, staring at the killer in shock.
The killer smiled, and an evil glint could be seen in her eyes, behind her mask. "Because I'm a serial killer."
Total stared blankly at her.
She sighed. "I'm a serial killer, which means I kill cereal, and total is a type of cereal, so I kill Total!"
"Oh. Wait. What?"
She sighed again. "I'll explain it all after I kill you."
"Okay... wait, wha-!?"
Total was cut off by the girl quickly slicing her curved swords through the air. Total cowered with terror at the spinning swords slowly moved closer and closer to him.
Just as the swords were about to cut Total into bitesize pieces, the girl stopped spinning the swords and burst out laughing. She slid the swords back into her belt, then took her mask off. "I can't believe you fell for that, Total!"
Total stared at her. "Ella?"
She grinned. "Yep!"
Total blinked. "I hate you."
Ella shrugged, and walked off, still grinning.
Total muttered something, and walked off to find Akila.
Nice "plot twist", aye? XD
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