Author's Note: Hello, thanks for selecting my story! I just want to let everyone know that this is a story I wrote from 3rd grade to 5th grade so it isn't very good AT ALL! Just so everyone knows, this is NOT a serious story...I just stumbled upon the old journal i wrote it in and my sister suggested I post it on fanfiction. The first couple chapters I actually tried, but it gets pretty silly pretty fast! So for those of you who like hilarious Harry Potter stories that don't really have a point, this one's for you! Enjoy!!!!! OH PS. I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to Harry Potter.
Chapter 1 (Harry's POV: Dursley Home)
"Ouch!" Harry said, trying to keep quiet. He had burned himself with the coffee he was making for his Uncle Vernon.
"Stupid," said Dudley as he kicked Harry's ass. Hard.
"Breakfast is served," Harry said glumly. He went to his room to write to his friends. To Hermione, he wrote:
Dear Hermione,
I hope you're doing better than I am. Cant wait to see you.
Love,
Harry Potter
And to Ron, he wrote:
Dear Ron,
How are you? I'm counting the days until we can go back to school. I can't wait to see you!
From,
Harry Potter
Harry sighed. Then, when he heard the Durleys leave the house, he went and drank the rest of the coffee, which was very cold at this point. He went to Hedwig and had him send the letters. Then, he sat down to watch TV.
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(Hermione's POV: Granger Home)
"Pass the toothpaste darling,"said Mr. Granger. Hermione was in her dad's home dentist office. She handed him the toothpaste, took a bite of her apple, and left the office.
"Hi mum," she said, "any main come?"
"Yes, one from Harry Potter." Hermione took the letter and ran to her desk. She opened the envelope, read the message and wrote back..
Dear Harry,
Thank you so much for the letter. I'm fine. Did Ron write you? See you soon.
Love,
Hermione
Then to Ron she wrote...
Dear Ron,
Are you okay? I haven't gotten one single letter from you. I hope you're fine. If you can, please write.
Love,
Hermione
She mailed the letters and went to her recliner for a nice nap.
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(Ron's POV: The Burrow)
"Get offa' me!" Ron said. Fred was on top of him until Mrs. Weasley said, "FRED! GET OFF HIM! AND GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT BUTTER KNIFE! I HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD!" All was silent in the house. Then Ron went up the five flights of stairs to his room and saw that Pigwidgeon had three letters in his mouth, one from Hermione, one from Harry, and the other for his dad. He tossed the unwanted letter out the door carelessly and ripped open the letters. After reading them, he wrote back to Harry...
Dear Harry,
I'm great, I guess. I hope they're treating you okay over there mate. See you.
Ron Weasley
And to Hermione, he wrote...
Dear Hermione,
Sorry! I'm okay, I just didn't have a lot of time this summer. You think that with seven kids, their would be less chores. I miss you so much, can't wait for school.
Love,
Ron Weasley.
So that's chapter 1!!!! This chapter is pretty boring, even I'll admit, but I wanted to stay true to my 4th grade self haha. Pleeease stay with me, I promise it gets good!