Author's Note: Ahaha, this fic was inspired by all of the 'Ask so-and-so' fics out there, and especially by the famed 'Ask Alfred' one that started it all. c: But, instead of using a canon character, I thought it might be fun to use an OC I created. I know that an 'Ask Scotland' had already been created, but I wanted to give it a shot. ;u; Mine is different from her's.
Well, here's where I'll shut up~
… 'Ello. Me name is Baodan Kirkland, lads 'n lassies, b't ye c'n call me Scotland. B|;;
I 'eard 'boot all o' these questions bein' asked o' nations, 'n I thought t'would be a wee bit fun tae join in.
Sae, ask away, wee 'uns. I've... Sadly gaet all day. B't I dae need me alcohol breaks, sae make yer questions snappy or I'll snap ye in 'alf, aye?!
Feh. Alrigh', shoot.