Hot N Cold Dammit Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Here you go guys, It was overwhelmingly voted to have a Sasusaku Lemon.

I know this was supposed to be a one shot. But now its a two-shot. The lemon is in the next chapter.

Though, I will still eventually have one for Ash and Misty. Pokemon has a special place in my heart. =]

Disclaimer: I am not a hybrid of Katy Perry and Kishimoto. That would be weird. So, Therefore I do not own Naruto, the characters, or the song Hot N Cold by Katy Perry

Title: Hot N Cold. Dammit.

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But You, but you don't really wanna go-o

Sakura was pissed. Very pissed. Sasuke had come back and at first, she was giddy with excitement. But now, she noticed he didn't really act like part of team seven like he used to and he always seemed distant like he wanted to leave, but he also wanted to stay. He would agree to team bonding but back out last minute with some bogus excuse. Sakura had enough. She was about to snap. Actually she was probably in the process of snapping. Naruto just told Sakura that Sasuke had backed out of the plan to go to the bar just for good times. Naruto even knew something was wrong when he was on the phone with her after he broke the news. She went all silent and a few seconds later hung up the phone without saying anything.

After Sakura snapped her phone shut and placed it back in her purse she walked downstairs and got in her car and drove to Sasuke's Apartment where he now resides. She went to his room and knocked on the door. Sasuke answered it. He had just woken up from a nap and was a little disoriented.

"Hn?" Sasuke followed that up with a yawn.

Sakura just stared at him with blank eyes and a disapointed look on her face.

"What?"

"Why the hell did you turn down going to the bar with the rest of team seven tonight?"

Sasuke could tell she was angry. "I uh.. Well, if it means that much to you I guess I'll go."

Sakura stared at him for a few seconds then replied "Go get dressed. Now. We are leaving ASAP."

Sasuke went back into his apartment and went to his room to go change. Sakura stto in the doorway with her arms crossed and a pissed look on her face.

Sasuke came back out and grabbed his jacket from the chair and hnned to Sakura he was ready to go. Sakura then began walking to the apartment buildings elevator with Sasuke trailing behind. With the silence in the elevator Sasuke and Sakura had time to think to themselves. Sakura was trying to calm herself down to refrane from yelling, screaming and beating Sasuke's head in out of rage, like she would have done before. But she decided to approach Sasuke differently, because he was well,, different.

They took Sakura's car, She didn't trust Sasuke to go enough to let him drive alone. When they arived to the bar they saw Naruto, Kakashi, and Sai (even though he isn't an original member, he needs a place to belong.) They all sat down and after a couple drinks and a few good laughs a guy annoances it is time for Karaoke (YAY!!!) Everyone in team seven agreed accept for Sasuke, of course. Even though Sakura was still angry at Sasuke, he wouldn't be the reason behind her not doing karaoke for the first time in her life. Plus, she was a little bit tipsy so she secretly decided to use karaoke to get her anger out at Sasuke.

Naruto went...Sai went...even Kakashi went...it was now Sakura's turn. She smiled the beginning beat began playing and she was tipsy and angry and ready to belt it out in song form.

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know

And you over think
Always speak
Crypticly

I should know
That you're no good for me

She was staring directly at Sasuke and Sasuke was nervous.

{CHORUS}
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you)You don't really want to stay, no
(but you)But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're down

We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now your plain boring

Sakura was on the verge of tears because she was getting all her anger and sadness out.

I should know that
You're not gonna change

Sakura Finally broke down into tears. She pointed directly at Sasuke and her voice cracked. Sasuke knew he had to do something before she embarassed herself more.

(you)You don't really want to stay, no
(but you)But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

Sasuke stood up as she sang the next verse and began walking towards the stage. Her tear filled eyes never left him.

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

during the last verse Sasuke grabbed Sakura around the waste and pulled her off the stage and began walking her to the exit.

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(you)You don't really want to stay, no
(but you)But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up and you're down

Sasuke manage to bring a sobbing Sakura back into her car. She was in the passenger seat and he was in the drivers.

Sasuke had to admit it. He was downright confused.

"umm... Are you okay Sakura?"

She glared at him through tear stained eyes.

"What was that about Sakura?"

She burst. "Why can't you just be apart of the team again Sasuke?! Ever since you came back you've been even more distant than you normally are! You used to act like part of our team! Even if it was just a little! Now you act like there never was a team seven! I Hate You For It! I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You!!"

"I'm Sorry Sakura. I just figured the team wouldn't want me back after what I did so I didn't want to force it on you."

"Dammit Sasuke! Why the hell would you think that?! I just want you to be a part of the team again! I don't care if you even go back to hating me! Jus..."

"Wait, who said I hated you?"

And with that he planted a kiss on her lips.

I will put the lemon up probably after I eat dinner. I Promise I will. See, by the time you read this I will probably be half done or eating din din.

WARNING: THe lemon is going to be a bit..uhh...explicit and may be a little bit too explicit for some lemon readers...

my friend is helping me out on this one because she's into that kind of stuff haha and because this is my first lemon and shes more experienced in writing them.

That was the rated PG-13 part. For the X-rated part please continue to the next chapter :-O