Harry Potter and the Hot Girl
One day Harry Potter was walking along unitl he saw a hot girl. The hot girl had breasts like headlights, skin white as concrete, and her body was as thin as a telephone pole. He thought she was hot hot hot and had to have her.
"Hi" said Harry introducing himself. "Whats yur naem hot girl? Im Harry Potter and Im famous all over Ingland, everybody there knows my name"
"My name is Princess D'aliyaah Latrice Alexandra Quatrain D'ijon Annabelle Lollipop the Third" she said. Harry thought that was a very hot name but it needed to be shorter.
"Can I just call you Princess" asked Harry.
"Yes I love it when people call me Princess" said Princess.
"Would you go on a date with me????"
"Yes Id love to Harry" said Princess.
They went ona date holding hands like two lesbian lovers. They went to the park. Princess enjoyed feeding the birds. They listened to a Marilyn Manson concert. Harry and Princess went to Disneyworld next wehre they saw Mickey Mouse. When they exited Princess ran into an alligator.
"Aaahh Harry save me theres an alligator in front of me" screamed Princess like a sissy boy.
"Ill save u nevr fear" said Harry reaching for his wand. He said a spell that made the alligator go away. His hot hot hottie Princess was safe. She smiled at him because he was her hero.
He took her to a hotel room where they had sex. He put his thingy in her you-know-what and they had sex. It felt good.
"that was the best date I've ever had in my life" said Princess the morning after.
"yes it was Princess I love you" said Harry.
"oh Harry I love you your the only man for me"
"youre the only woman for me Princess I can never love anyone else but you" They kissed like lesbians again. Harry loved feeling her body witch was soft like a pillow. She had breasts like basketballs that loved to squeeze. Her butt was firm as a firm pillow. He could tell she rly worked out in the gym.
Nex thtey went to Hot Topic to do sum shopping for Goth clothes. Harry died his hair black and got red streaks in it and wore baggy black pants and a black shirt htat had Marilyn Manson on it. Princess also died her hair black and got a Nintendo shirt, black shiny tight pants that showed her hot butt, and a low-cut corset top that showed all her cleavage. She had on a polka dotted bra that pushed up her boobs and made them look like globes.
"Princess yur so beautiful youre like a sun and the moon and the stars and yur hair is so wiry and yur breasts are as white as two scoops of vanilla icecream" complimented Harry on his new girlfirend's look.
"Thank you Harry you look cute too" she said squeezing his cheek.
Then Malfoy came along and LOLd. He thought Harry looked funny having a girlfriend that made Harry mad. Harry took out his wand.
"ill fight you Malfoy!" shouted his Harry.
"hahaahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahaha you can never beat me Harry Potter!" teased Malfoy getting out his wand.
"oh no Harry!" cried Princess like a princess for her knight.
The boys had a fight in the mall next to the Hot Topic store. They threw spells at each other that were green. Finally it had to come to one person:
Malfoy! Because Malfoy had thrown a frog transformation spell at Harry. Harry turned into a frog and hopped away.
"oh no Harry" creid Princess.
"Ahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha I have you now pretty Princess" said Malfoy taking Princess into his arms and kissing her. But his kisses were good so Princess didnt miss Harry any more. They went on a date and were happy. Malfoy turned into a goth he found Harry again Malfoy turned him back from a frog and slept with him in yaoi sexd. So Harry was happy 2 THE END!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!11!!1!111!!!!!!!