This is cringe but hey let me know what you think and if I should continue.
It was a normal day at the guild hall. Everyone was drinking and fighting and as usual some were perving on our Mirajane. Natsu, Gray, Erza, Lucy, Happy, Wendy and Carla were all in the corner of the guild playing a quiet game of Poker... that is until.
"Hey you stupid Olof you cheated that's not how you play"
"Yes it is you burnt pineapple"
"Did you just say something Frozen rip off?!"
"Now it's on"
At those 3 words uttered by Gray, Natsu flipped the table and tackled Gray onto the floor and out of nowhere "noooo my beautiful beloved Gray!" It was Juvia jumping in to the fight as well. Everyone else just sweat dropped.
"Hey Happy help out buddy!" Yelled Natsu "Aye sir" Happy summons his wings and tackles Gray and Juvia into another table. But before they could continue Erza stepped between them "Boys stop this now or else you both get punishment" 'evil smirk'
Gray and Natsu stopped on their tracks and turned to Erza "Aye sir" and then linked arms and began kissing her feet.
Mira had scene the commotion and had an idea, she came running over to the others and whispered into Erza's ear and after hearing the suggestion she smiled and Hell it was terrifying matching Mira's. Then yelling together "Rap Battle" the guild created a circle around Gray and Natsu.
Natsu out of nowhere brought out some shades and slipped them on and got into a battle pose "Let's do this Poser"
Gray stripped and then using his ice magic created a cap and twisted it backwards then like Natsu pulled out some shades "Alright Spike Bomb."
Elfman then came to the front of the circle and started beat boxing and Laxus stated play mad beats.
Natsu:
Hey my name is Natsu, I'm a Fairy Tail Mage
I master the fire since my days
Igneel is my father, you stupid ice carver
A dragon he is, the best in the biz
Breathing flame on your lame cold name
I burn like the heavens and am a S-class in the making
Your about to be beat, by my amazing heat.
Gray:
Heh that's funny you flaming dummy
Gray is here the Ice Maker mage
Bet you've never seen me on a rage
Your about to get roasted, you spoiled baby lizard
Cause you are as bad with words as you are with job requests we call work
All you do is yell, why don't you just go to hell
Your hot headed thinking just makes us want run, back away from the damn idiot bum.
In the background the guild was shouting "Shiz dis getting real"
Natsu:
Ice maker more like Ice Faker
Did you forget who I am
I'm a flipping Dragon Slayer man
I do my jobs as quick as I can, to show you up, you iced beer can
You always stripping you gotta be trippin
You always perving on the ladies you stupid and shady
With no clothes, you think they are stoked
But let me just say, they all say Nay.
Gray:
BBQ sauce that's what you are making Magnolia a little bit smaller
Breaking everything in your path, think of the homes of kids you trashed
Bet you never even cared, like when you forgot about the town with no sound
You made a promise that day, but never for filled it making me pay
Some Dragon Slayer, who can't get the job done, no wonder Igneel left you alone, never again coming home!
"Oh oh Roasted!"
Natsu:
You just made a huge mistake you frozen snake
I got a fire in my belly and I'm gonna turn you into some melted frozen jelly
Your magic so weak, Lyon you did not beat
You fought a demon too strong for you and got saved by those most important to you
You cry now and cry again making even Erza sad up to level 10
Your the scrouge of Christmas and joy you try to bring, but all you do is make sad ice rings
Juvia is your stalker as creepy as you are a talker
Nothing can be done with your ice, when my fire brings everyone light.
Gray with no words left to say went to a corner in shame and the rest of the guild dispersed back to whatever they were doing before.
Natsu was sitting happy at another table with Lucy, Happy, Wendy and Carla. All of whom were congratulating Natsu. Erza and Juvia were with Gray trying to calm him Down.