A Story About 2 Girls On Crack/Randomness

this is what we start fighting over. KDeeSparrow and I

Me- dude!! Jealous!! grabs the joker cut out and runs away laughing, bumps into the real joker, who is looking at her funny she smiles sheepishly, and returns the cut out to K'Dee and links arms around the joker as the walk down the street into the herizon
lmao!

K'Dee- lmfao

runs after them but is hit in the head by a joker cut-out that has seemed to fall from the skygets knocked overlooks at the cut-out funny wtf!? where did you come from thinks about it oh gets up and glomps real joker then screams at V HE'S MINE! xD

Me- cat fights K'Dee for Joker, but notices Johnny Depp! gets up and gives JD a piggie back ride down to a lake and makes out with him
lol yeah right like that would happen!

K'Dee- see's JD and jaw drops then see's V take him away pushes the joker aside then picks up Hank, the man in the yello pancho and throws him at V while running by and stealing Johnny

Me- is hit in the head with a guy in the yellow pancho "sadles" him up Yah! she screams as they run after johnny "Wait a tick!" ((-quote Austin Powers)) gets off Hank and saddles up the Joker Ahh much better smiles yah! she chases K'Dee after Johnny

K'Dee-skips with johnny to the rootbeer river then crossed it by running up a rainbow. there is a lepercon (not sure how to spell that) at the end and it singing merrily OUTTA MY WAY!! kicks the little green dude and continues skipping with JD to Candy Mountain to get Charlie the unicorns Kidney (or what ever it was that was removed)

Me- she sees JD and K'Dee accross the root beer river. She climbs a licorish tree and jumps over the river. She is a ninja...and runs with the midgets to get revenge on the evil KD! She glomps JD- who is apperntly on crack, or rum which ever works, and doesn't know what the hell is going on. She flys on a plane- to a secret place, so K'Dee doesn't know. Along with the midgest, of cource. But they're in the luggage department because, apperently they're too short to ride in the actual coaches. Anywho, JD and V and up at the place- which is secret because of K'Dee- and start making out. she laughs in her head at K'dee

K'Dee- drowns her sorrows with gummy bears then after sulking finds the all mighty flying speghetti Monster and hops onto him so he can take to to the secret place that V and JD are. Once find the secret place K'Dee throws donkeys at V while Johnny runs away screaming like a small girl

Me- shakes her fist at K'Dee Stop throwing your a at me! stops and stares at the camera and smirks gets back into the moment and rides an applesauce turtle-which is quite fast for some reason- to chase after JD- who has recovered from the crack and mysteriously falls under a spell to love V she smirks

K'Dee-Flying monkeys emerge from the ground and chase after V throwing poop at her. While K'Dee goes a different why to get to Johnny and snp him out of the curse he is under. Once she finds him she squirts him with mustard and he returns to normal. He runs away screaming like a girl again and goes to Washington DC where he talks to President Schwarzenegger. K'Dee catches up and presses the red button in the Presiden't office blowing up the world

Me- after she takes a bath in cheese, she is exploded into the sky and is stuck in space along with the monkies, applesauce turtle, spaghetti monster, JD, K'Dee, Joker, Schwarzenegger, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist, who set up the bomb in the Presidents office. She saw JD and K'Dee making out and doing God Knows What, so she just let the Joker carv her face.
THE END!"

Hope you enjoyed it!!