Well, this is... not exactly a PotC fanfiction. Unless I can persuade my friend to allow me to make a chapter where they (we xD) meet Jack, Barbossa, or someone.

This, as a matter of fact, are drabble-ish small story chapters of how the days pass for the crew on the ship 'The Eternal Insanity'

But, it all happens more or less in the time-frame of Jack and the others, and with them being alive/legends whatever. Haven't completely hammered that out yet. There are elements of the future - in this chapter, that is the fact of washing the dishes with a soap bottle. Like Zalo or something. xD - though they're not... really supposed to be there, I think.

A lot of strangeness, in other words.

In any case, I hope you like it, even if it is kind of strange, and... strange-er. *nods*

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"Where the hell's the soap?"

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Sherry hummed to herself as she made everything ready for her task: washing the dishes.

Really, it should be the cabin boy's task, but whenever Sherry and Jackie got into a competitive mood… well, some traditions tended to be changed.

The redhead reached out an arm to where she knew the soap bottle to stay.

"…Where the hell's the soap?"

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Selene poked her head into 'the kitchen' as they called the galley. "What?" She blinked curiously.

Sherry glared, and gestured to the bench, which was notably absent of any sort of soap. "The soap. Where is it?" She demanded.

Selene put a finger to her lips as she looked around. "Uh, I don't know? Wasn't Shikyo the last one to wash the dishes?" She questioned.

"Shikyo!"

A small silver shape came in a hurry, stopping to reveal a small silver fox with crimson eyes. "Aye?" It said, blinking curiously.

Sherry narrowed her eyes. "Where. Is. The. Soap?" She said slowly. The fox, Shikyo, raised one eyebrow, however she managed to do that. "We ran out two days ago." She replied.

Sherry twitched. "Jackie!"

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"What be the problem? I'm busy!" Jackie groused, coming down with a raised eyebrow. Sherry gave a childish pout. "We don't have any soap!" She grumbled.

Jackie palmed her face, and glared at Selene. "Ye were supposed to buy some yesterday!" She accused. The pink-clad woman blinked. "I was?"

"Aye!"

"Then what do we do?" Sherry demanded, before a grin lit up her face, making her eyes glitter mischievously.

"Let's find a ship to plunder!"

"Nay! Not just for soap."

"Well, I need soap! Or else the dishes won't be clean enough!"

"Ye rarely eat from them anyway!"

"So?"

Selene and Shikyo looked at each other with a mix of amusement and exasperation as their captains/first mates quarreled.

"You know, I think they forgot that there is an extra bottle downstairs."

"Aye."

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Btw, about the characters: Sherry is my friend Ecchi-Neko-ME (on dA)'s 'pirate self'

Jackie is my 'pirate self'. xD (I like speaking pirate! I've even put my Facebook on 'English (pirate)' xP)

Selene is Ai1Love (on dA)'s 'pirate self'

Shikyo is a character I've made. (Started out as a fem!Naruto, and somehow developed into a whole new OC. Strange.)

Please review, and tell me whether this was completely stupid (it kinda is, but I don't care. xP) or if you somehow liked it.

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