A few things before you read this. Here they are:
1. I was studying for a test in my audio class on microphones (and it's a helluva lot more complex than most people would think with the five different types of mics and the different types of the different types, where to position them for the best pick-up, etc).
2. I was listening to my Rent movie soundtrack whilst studying.
After I finished studying I put in a SG-1 DVD from season 4 (because I have no life and own all eight available seasons on DVD and I've been an obsessed fan for only three years now but got them all in two), and I watched two episodes, Prodigy and Entity. At Janet's final line in the Entity episode ("She's back!"), my mind immediately kicked over to Rent and I heard that finale. With that, I decided to share what my mind came up with. It's nothing extremely funny or anything, just an alternate ending to the episode.
Elphie Muse: Well, it could be considered scary, what with Teal'c singing and all.
That's true. And it could be scary to hear Jack sing...but for all purposes of this story, the characters have excellent voices.
Elphie Muse: You just want to save their minds the image of Teal'c belting out a love ballad or something of the like.
Oh great. Now I got Teal'c singing As Long As You're Mine from Wicked with Elphaba.
Elphaba: How'd I get dragged into this?
Enough! We can discuss this later. Let the readers read the story and be amused by what my mind comes up with on a full night of sleep and no caffiene.
Elphie Muse: That is scary...
Elphaba: Very scary...
-.-;;; I do not own Rent or SG-1. If I did, then I'd be rich and have Daniel and Jonas to myself...
Daniel: Thank god she doesn't own us...
Oh yeah! There's also some Sam/Jack in here for you shippers. Enjoy!
Doctor Janet Fraiser finished checking the EKG and EEG machines before turning to the three men of SG-1 and General Hammond. "I don't know how, but this brainwave is Sam's," she said. The blonde Major was lying lifeless on a nearby gurney, a nurse slowly compressing an airbag every few seconds to supply oxygen to Sam. Machinery hastily constructed was looming behind them, the yellow words of "I AM HERE" still scrolling across the screen.
"How do you intend to proceed?" Hammond asked.
"There's nothing I can do except to provide a conduit back to her body," Janet said. Hammond nodded. Janet jumped at the sound of a zat activating. She looked at Teal'c, as did the others in the room.
"The entity has deceived us on several occasions," the Jaffa said. Hammond looked at Jack who gave a small shrug.
Janet ignored them and set up the machine. She nodded to the nurse to clear the gurney. Letting out a slow breath and praying that it would work, Janet finished the circuit. Yellow arcs of electricity flowed across the wires and into Sam's body. The blonde was jerking on the bed as the electricity flowed into her. After several moments it stopped and Janet hastily removed the circuit. Everyone held their breath as they looked at the Major.
A breath escaped her body and Janet grinned, relief in her eyes. "She's back!"
Teal'c deactivated the zat as Sam opened her eyes. "Hey Carter. Where've you been?" Jack asked.
"It's gone?" she asked weakly, sitting up.
"It's gone," Daniel assured her.
"I was shouting…for you to hear," Sam said.
"We heard," Jack ensured her.
"There is no future, there is no past…" Janet began to sing.
"Thank god this moment's not the last," Jack picked up.
"There's only us, there's only this…Forget regret, or life is yours to miss…" Jack and Sam sang.
"No other road no other way…No day but today…" everyone sang.
"I can't control…" Janet, Sam, and the nurse began.
"Will I lose my dignity?" the men sang.
"My destiny…" "Will someone care?"
"I trust my soul…" "Will I wake tomorrow?"
"My only goal…." "From this nightmare…?"
"Is just to be…without you…" "There's only now…"
"The hand gropes…" "There's only here…"
"The ear hears…" "Give in to love…"
"The pulse beats…" "Or live in fear…"
"Life goes on…" "No other path…"
"But I'm gone…" "No other way…"
"'Cause I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"I die without you…" "No day but today…"
"No day but today!" they finished together.
So? What you think of story/parody? You must review else an unmarked white van will pull up to your dwelling and ninjas will pile out and abduct you.
Sam: The author scares me when she gets enough sleep...
Elphie Muse: You should see her on Pixie Stix spiked Mountain Dew...
That's a great idea! Anyone got a Pixie Stix? Anyone?
:Author goes in search of Pixie Stix sugary goodness:
Everyone: 00;;;;