This is something that came to my mind when stress was driving me mad. It's no wonder that SUCH a thing came out. But I just love it! I REALLY love making Heiji squirm and "suffer" like this, poor lad! Gomen, Heiji-honey, but you are just too much fun to tease! (Don't worry dear, I'll always let you have your fun in the end ;-) muahahaha...)
Dedicated to all Heiji and Kazuha fans out there and to Cherry who I originally wrote this for.
Songextract: Leann Rimes- Review my kissesPhone calls
By jojo
He had always thought he had had chosen the perfect job. Exciting, interesting, somewhat dangerous but never the same old things happened. It really sounds like the perfect job, really.
'And I still think it is the perfect one for me…'Heiji sighed. '..if not for this cursed reports!'
It was the greatest thrill to investigate on a case, solve it and proudly present the solution to a mystery. But to write it down every time is one of the most boring things he could imagine. 'Honestly, if I had known before, I'd…' he grinned. '..still become a detective.'
He looked lazily around the police department. He saw sleepy faces, some were smoking and chatting, others were doing phone calls or writing reports like he was. Really, why did he leave home this morning? What for anyway? For this enormously exciting report? He groaned out mentally.
Half an hour later, he found it harder and harder to concentrate on his work. He had to try harder to keep his mind working properly. Ten minutes later, the shrill ringing of the phone made his almost completely closed eyes open abruptely. He quickly lifted some sheets, reports and folders to locate the phone in the first place.
"Moshi, moshi, police department, Hattori junior on the phone. What can I.."
"Hello, junior!" an amused voice replied on the other end.
Heiji sat a little more upright. "Kazuha!" he was happy to hear a well known voice that could distract him from the task at hand for a while. "What's up?" his cool attitude shone though, of course.
"Oh, I was simply wondering what you were doing."
"Hehe, missed me already?"
I'm only happy when I'm with you
I only feel good when I'm talking to you
AndI'm a mess when you don't call me
Call me at night
Where did you go
Where did you go
And did you think of me
"You bet!" he was satisfied with her answer.
"I told you about this case last Monday, right? The one that I solved so easily." Hey, he wouldn't be Heiji if his ego wouldn't appear at some point.
"Yes." she replied, her amusement clear.
"Well, I am still writing the damn report about it. What were you doing?" he looked around the mess on his table, holding the phone in a cool manner between ear and shoulder.
"Excuse me?" Kazuha answered, glad he couldn't see her compromising expression as she pretended to not have heard him. "What did you just say?"
"What are you doing?" the deliciously oblivious young man asked her.
"Well, since you want to know….." she stopped, pausing to increase the effect she knew her following words would have on him. "..I am laying here in my hot-pants and strapless top, only, on our bed, bored and all alone, my hand in my top and thinking about last night…" she stopped, meaning for her words to sink slowly in completely in Heiji's sometimes thick head.
And indeed, his eyes opened wide and his breath caught in his throat. Surely he had understood something wrong! "K-Kazuha?" his unbelieving voice muttered.
"…and I still can feel your touch on my skin. Your hot lips that leave hot trails of desire all over my skin, wherever you lingered them on yesterday, not leaving a spot without ravishing it with your loving attention."
The heat shot in Heiji's head as he listened at her, now holding the receiver in both hands and sunk deeper in his chair.
"Kazuha! W-what are you doin-"
"And.." she went on, taking no notice of him. "..the way your kisses make my knees weak and my heart race. Your hands that leave me breathless begging for more of your caress for only you know where to touch me, know my hidden spots that make me go wild when you touch them.."
"K-K-Kazuha..." he tried again in a rather helpless tone of voice, not able to help his gaze that trailed to the closed door of Toyama senior. Her father would have to make sure to find a good hiding place for Heiji's corpse soon if he had any idea what was going on right now. "I d-don't think we should d-"
"Oh Heiji…" she still ignored him, moaning softly into the phone. He immediately shut his mouth and gulped clearly audible for her. She had to giggle mentally. The great and so calm and cool great detective was made a stuttering pulp and she only had used mere words.
"…how I long for your big hands on my skin. How much I want for them to caress me again, all over, bringing me pleasure above all measures while they make sure I won't ever forget the feel of you, making me yours more and more with every following touch while you kiss every inch of my body, seeking for all the hidden secrets I may hide from you. The way you make me forget the world, make me lose my mind and leave me speechless and yearning for more…"
I want to review my kisses
On every inch of your body
I want to reveal my secrets
That only you should know
I feel all this pain inside of me
That only your lips can make better
I wanna review my kisses
So you won't forget that you are mine
Heiji's breathing was ragging as he looked around panicked, terrified at the thought of getting caught while in the same time mesmerized by her erotic and more than seductive voice. His heart was racing so fast that it almost hurt and he clutched it with a hand, hoping to avoid getting a heart-attack.
"Can you imagine me, sprawled out on our bed, all hot and needy for you?"
He didn't even notice the image crawling in his mind but it suddenly was there. A huge and very vivid picture of Kazuha from the night before, laying on the bed writhing in the ecstasy he had awoken in her, clad in nothing but his kisses.
Shocked, he looked left at a sound that startled him out of his daydream. He looked blushed at two of his colleagues but one had only dropped a book and they continued chatting, taking no notice of him. He gripped his heart and the receiver tighter.
"Can you, Heiji?" the erotic voice on the other end asked again. Heiji gupled and tried to gather his guts again.
"K-Kazuha… I really don't think it's such a great idea to.."
"A-are you saying you don't want me?" her erotic voice turned to a slight teary one. He could imagine her pouting face too clearly.
"W-what?" he couldn't believe she could even think something this remotely true. He looked down at himself, unconsciously sliding with his chair more under the table, before answering her.
"Don't be silly. I think the evidence clearly speaks for itself."
If she didn't know Heiji as well as she did, she might fave wondered about his answer and not understand him. But she could clearly picture what he was playing at. Most vividly.
"Heiji?" a familiar voice behind him send cold shudders of horror down his spine. Heiji clutched the phone tighter in both hands and turned around in his chair, trying to hide the fact that his heart had sunk and that he was petrified.
"Toyama-san!" he tried to sound happy but couldn't ban the slight panicked squeak from his voice. Trying to cover over the fact, he smiled as innocently as he could at his father in law.
"I would need your help, could you come in for a second?" the older police officer was standing at his doorway while talking to Heiji.
"OH.." Heiji started sweating, knowing him standing up right now is impossible without him embarrassing him to the bones. "That's a really bad timing. I am kinda… in.. something…"
"Huh? What do you-" but Toyama was interrupted by somebody calling Heiji's name.
"Ahh, Heiji…" Kazuha groaned in pleasure in the phone. Heiji only flushed darker, holding the phone tighter in a useless attempt to stuff the noise coming from her. His heart hurt at the pace and his stomach turned itself over. Why couldn't the earth open and swallow him when he needed it?
But to his luck, Kazuha's father was standing too far away to hear the voice of his daughter properly. He only noticed that it was her voice but nothing more.
"Oh, is my daughter on the phone?" Heiji wanted to scream NO and run away but that wasn't really an option.
"Y-yes.." he admitted reluctantly.
"Great, I wanted to talk to her anyway. Could you give her to me for a sec-"
"NO!" Heiji did scream, holding the receiver even tighter. Toyama raised an eyebrow and he started sweating even more. "I-I m-m-mean that we are at the moment very… involved… in this.. imp-portant talk a-and…" he trailed off, certain his head was tomato-red. Oh god, if only he would survive this day. Why should Toyama buy his cheap excuses?
"Oh I see. You two love-birds want some privacy!" Toyama smiled at him knowingly.
But then again, weren't the people from Osaka known for their great ability to make up good excuses in a blink?
'Thank god for the benefits of newly-weds!' was all Heiji could think as he smiled apologetically at him. "Yeah, I am sorry."
"Oh no, I understand. But don't take too long and as soon as you are done I want to see you in my office!"
"Okay, no problem!" Heiji was still smiling at Toyama, honestly wondering how on earth he should do that with his 'little' problem on…
As he was again in his office, he turned back to the phone.
"Do you have any idea HOW close that was? Your father would have killed me if he had gotten behind what we are doing here!" he whispered fiercely and growled irritated as he heard Kazuha giggle amused.
"Oh, do you think this is funny? Do you have ANY idea what you are doing to me?"
"Oh yes, I would hope so!" she purred at him, her voice dripping with seduction.
Heiji founds his words once again caught in his throat. "K-Kazuhaaa…" he tried again but knew he was lost. She would always win.
"You are impossible!" he said but couldn't ban his grin that, he knew, must have gone through the line as well.
"Hrrrrr" she playfully growled back, causing him to grin wider.
"Why did you call anyway?"
"I wanted to ask you if you could come home? I have this really important business I am afraid only you can help me with." Her voice was playfully innocent but he knew exactly what she was playing at.
Going home? Why not? The prospects at stepping in front of his father in law, and maybe even encountering his own father, with this bad hard-on were not the most pleasant ones, really. Work could wait for a day, the business was not that urgent in comparison to the business Kazuha needed his help with. Plus, his own desire was starting to drive him insane as well.
"So, can you?" she all but begged at him. He could almost see her huge orbs looking at him. His dirty grin spread as he decided to give in to his desire and not leave his wife lonely for another second.
"Give me half an hour!" he said and hung up, the picture of Kazuha's satsfied little smile on her lips clearly in front of his eyes. He just grabbed his jacket, holding it in front of him in order to save him some embarrassments and quickly made his exit. People who were asking him about where he was going, were brushed off with a quick: "Urgent business!"
All in all, Hattori Heiji never reached his home as fast as he did this day and secretly he was hoping to receive more of this very-urgent-business phone-calls in the future.
The end
Muahahahahahaha, what do you have to say to that, huh? Doesn't it just scream for a sequel? Let me know!