Green ham and eggs A sequel to green eggs and ham

by zjoe

After the successfully trying green eggs and ham, the story continues when Daniel tries the alternative combination of green ham and eggs.

I am Daniel.

I am Sam.

Sam Long Legs.

That Sam Long Legs.

That Sam Long Legs.

I do not like that Sam Long Legs.

Do you like green ham and eggs?

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

I do not like Green ham and eggs.

Would you like them there or here?

I would not like them there or here.

I would not like them far or near.

I do not like green ham and eggs.

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

Would you like them nice and flat?

Would you like them with a rat?

I do not like them nice and flat.

I do not like them with a rat.

I would not like them there or here.

I would not like them far or near.

I do not like green ham and eggs.

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

Would you eat them in a bag?

Would you eat them with a stag?

Not in a bag.

Not with a stag.

Not nice and flat.

Not with a rat.

I would not eat them there or here.

I would not eat them far or near.

I do not like green ham and eggs.

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

Would you could you in a truck?

I have some here, you are in luck.

I would not could not in a truck.

You may like them.

Yes you may.

You may like them in some hay.

I would not could not in some hay.

Not in a truck, you go away.

I do not like them in a bag.

I do not like them with a stag.

I do not like them nice and flat.

I do not like them with a rat.

I do not like them there or here.

I do not like them far or near.

I do not like green ham and eggs.

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

Run! Run!

Run! Run!

Could you would you when you run?

Not when I run, not in some hay.

Not in a truck, Sam go away.

I would not could not in a bag.

I could not would not with a stag.

I will not eat them with a rat.

I will not eat them nice and flat.

I will not eat them there or here.

I will not eat them far or near.

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

I do not like green ham and eggs.

Say, in the fog.

Here, in the fog.

Would you, could you, in the fog?

I would not could not in the fog.

Would you, could you, In the sun?

I would not could not in the sun.

Not in the fog, not while I run.

Not in a truck, not in some hay.

I do not like them, Sam I say.

Not nice and flat, not in a bag.

Not with a rat, not with a stag.

I will not eat them there or here.

I do not like them far or near.

You do not like green ham and eggs?

I do not like them Sam Long Legs.

You do not like them, but I see

You have not tried.

Trying is free.

Try them, try them now with me.

Sam if it will make you quiet.

I will do it. I will try it.

I will add them to my diet.

I have tried them they are bland.

They taste like sawdust mixed with sand.

And worse, I feel unwell it's true.

The ham was green, now I am too.

Look out! Look out!

Look out! Look out!

My ham and eggs are coming out.

Oh Dear! Oh Dear!

Oh dear! Oh Dear!

I have been quite sick I fear.

I have been sick all over here.

Sam I feel a little sad.

Green ham and eggs are really bad.

They tasted bad right from the cup.

And tasted worse when coming up.

Ham on the couch and on the floor

Egg on the carpet and the door.

On the washing and the pegs.

And all over Sam Long Legs.

So let this be a lesson Sam.

When you offer eggs and ham.

Be sure you know them really well.

Know the taste and know the smell.

And perhaps it seems to me,

know what colour they should be.

The lesson here Sam to be seen.

Do not eat ham when it is green.