Title : Harry Potter commented on Draco Malfoy's status (titre original : « Harry Potter a commenté le statut de Draco Malfoy »)
Author's disclaimer :All the characters are mine, I'm super rich and super famous, and my hair is blond. No, seriously, nothing is mine, I am dead broke, not famous at all and my hair is brown. A myth collapses but don't cry.
Translator's disclaimer : this is a translation. The original story is owned by Neo-Mirage.
Rating :M, for the language, I think.
Genre : Humor/Romance (more Humor than Romance, truth to be said, but also Romance, a little)
Pairing : Harry/Draco, what else ?
Author's note : This is my first story (but can we really call this a story? Let's just say it's a horribly wicked joke in the « I'm insane and I have an overflowing imagination » style) and I was under drugs' influences when I wrote it. I'm not joking. I had just smoked many cigarettes that a friend sold me and that's the kind of thing that make you high so I started to write… this (drug is bad, DON'T USE DRUGS).
To be more precise, I imagined a Hogwarts where wizards would have internet and especially Facebook (yeah « a horribly wicked joke » was just a euphemism)... And here is what was born!
Enjoy the story!
Draco Malfoy is working in his potion test and says to Blaise Zabini that he can put his advices where he thinks.
(April 23 at 6:38pm)
Harry Potter : We have a test in Potions ? Why didn't you told me anything earlier?
(April 23 at 6:42pm)
Draco Malfoy : Oh Merlin, Potter ! Why would I have told you about that ? (and don't use so many question marks. It's like I'm hearing your shrill voice directly in my ears)
(April 23 at 6:45pm)
Harry Potter : Thanks a lot! I thought you knew how much time I needed just to prepare myself at the very thought of having a test in Potions. And my voice is NOT shrill!
(April 23 at 6:47pm)
Hermione Granger : Harry, I can't believe it! Not only did you not learn your lessons, but you are still in this website when you should be catching up your retard!
(April 23 at 6:56pm)
Draco Malfoy : Granger, may I know just who allowed you to post on my wall ?
(April 23 at 7:02pm)
Harry Potter : Well, Hermione, didn't you notice that you are also on this website… And Draco, obviously, you were the one that allowed her to post on your wall when you accepted her as your friend. (What about Zabini's advices?)
(April 23 at 7:06pm)
Hermione Granger : I had to look at something for my homework in Arithmancy, which have nothing to do with it. Well then, from now on, I'm off. Harry, don't think I will let you get away with it, I'll question you later about tomorrow's test!
(April 23 at 7:10pm)
Draco Malfoy : Remember that you forced me to do so. And even if it's absolutely not your business, Blaise seems interested by your best friend's, alias Miss-know-it-all, organization, and he tried to make me join the S.P.I.T or something like that. I think I never heard of something as stupid in my entire life. Maybe excepted the day you asked Flitwick to hold your wrist to help you executing your charm when he isn't even as tall as your waist.
(April 23 at 7:15pm)
Harry Potter : When will you stop to bring that back? I was tired that day and you should know perfectly since it was your fault. By the way, Hermione's organization is called the S.P.E.W… And I think Zabini is right. You should accept. Your support would be very effective.
(April 23 at 7:19pm)
Blaise Zabini : Hope you are ready for a good teasing, Drake. You should listen to your boyfriend more often you know.
(April 23 at 7:27pm)
Draco Malfoy : Potter is not my boyfriend.
(April 23 at 7:31pm)
Blaise Zabini : Who will believe that? I saw you earlier near the lake when I passed by the window, you had your hand in his pants.
(April 23 at 7:34pm)
Harry Potter : What ? Draco, you told me there was no one else!
(April 23 at 7:35pm)
Draco Malfoy : How could I know that he would be there? Moreover you must have seen wrong Blaise. Potter was attacked by a wasp and I felt I had to help him. I really can't see where the problem is.
(April 23 at 7:38pm)
Blaise Zabini : I love when you refuse to face up what is obvious. You have an ability to deny the evidence rather impressive for a seventeen year-old you know.
(April 23 at 7:42pm)
Draco Malfoy : Forget it Blaise, I won't even note down your childish reflexion. Potter and I know where the truth is.
(April 23 at 7:43pm)
Blaise Zabini : Somewhere between Potter's legs, isn't it ? Ha ha ha, see you in the Great Hall for dinner, Drake !
(April 23 at 7:44pm)
Draco Malfoy : He is so annoying !
(April 23 at 7:47pm)
Harry Potter : Don't worry about him Draco, he is not worthy enough for that. Hey wouldn't you rather want to come search the truth?
(April 23 at 7:50pm)
Draco Malfoy : …
(April 23 at 7:56pm)
Well… I told you. I just hope that you liked the story (even a little)… To tell the truth, I'm stressing a little. Should I continue this story or not?
Kisssses