(sorry in advance)
prologue
it was late spring. Asawoona was sitting in her bed cutting herself and skyping clown daddy. asawoona loved clown daddy but clown daddy didnt know it. but the epic twist was, clown daddy liked asawoona, too.
ok the real story starts here
Asuna had invited clown daddy hisoka over for some vine 69. see, asuna was a gamer girl, se when hisoka arrived he had to let himself in. when hisoka went into asunas smelly sweaty apartment full of empty bags of doritos and half full bottles of mountain dew. after doing a little bit of walking around hisoka found asuna laying in her bed playing some GGO and blasting the dark souls 2 spundtrack, she wasnt playing SAO because that be a die game. hisoka secretely was a rapist, but he didnt know it yet. and he thought to himself that she was 18 now so he could have sex with her.
3 minutes later, and hisoka had agressively topped asuna, but while he did this, he knocked her gamer screen off and she awooooooooke from her gamer sleep. asuna was surprised but pleased with the clown. Asuna started to reach for the bottle of mountain dew on her nightstand and hisoka let out a clown moan. hisoka screamed aesthetic because asuna hadnt showered in 6 weeks because she was a gamer, and asuna said, "nya~" hisoka noticed some dorito crumbs on her lip so he started french kissing the gamer girl, she scremed rape and "uwa!~ so temperate" and then accepted it. after 4 and a half hours of extremely violent tounge entwinement, hisoka whipped out his clown cock. (read on at your own risk) and since amy said hisoka is top, he angrily pinned asunas head down and started having sex with her ear, as to not compromise hid christianity. and after 10 days of ear sex and asuna going deaf, asuna died. but hisoka didnt stop. he revived her with some hunter x hunter spell or something (i never watched the anime) and then he grapped the diamond picaxe from asunas gaming wall.
hisoka then beat her to death and revived her until chrismas that year. and they stopped. hisoka got up, and said, "great vine 69" and he shoved his clown tongue down her throat. asuna, who was traumatized and deaf, said, "yo lol that was pretty great hmu we should do this again ;)" and hisoka ran out of her house, horrified that she could pronounce ;)
hisoka kept his clown cock in his pants after that