It was a particularly boring day, and Monika was waiting for her husband Bill Clinton to return from his speech (with the money from Wall Street he got for doing it) when she heard a faint sizzling sound. Before she could realize what it was, she was knocked back by a large explosion. Once the dust had settled, she saw a huge hole in her wall, and Yuri. "Do you.. have a knife.. for my sandwich?" asked Yuri, holding up her salami and pineapple sandwich. Monika sighed. "You were never the same after you somehow came back to life 10 years ago. I think part of your brain came out when they did that black magic spell." said Monika as she got a knife out of the drawer. She gave it to Yuri, and Yuri cut the sandwich into 1,000 pieces. "Can I.. keep the knife?" said Yuri. "I.. like knives!" Knowing what happened before, Monika took the knife from her, and Yuri wolfed down the sandwich pieces. After Monika put the knife away, (and Yuri-proofed the drawer) another person walked through the huge hole in her wall. "I HAVE A DOOR YOU KNOW!" screamed Monika. It was Sayori, holding a very shiny object. "HEY, LOOK WHAT I GOT!" exclaimed Sayori. "It's... a golden noose?" said Monika. "I just got it in the mail today! It cost me like a billion dollars!" said Sayori. While she was busy blabbering about her new noose, Yuri swiped it, put it between 2 slices of bread and ate it in one bite. "And to be extra safe, I got a.." Sayori looked at her hand. "warranty." Sayori burst into tears and cried out "WHERE DID IT GOOOO?!" Yuri looked at her and said "I ate it.." Monika was furious. "YURI! YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!" screamed Monika. Yuri whimpered like a dog and said she was sorry. "Good thing I got the warranty, I guess.." said Sayori. "BUT! For some reason this warranty is very specific. To get a new one in case of damage, you must travel to the highest mountain in Chextonia, defeat the 4 monsters, and reach the Noosemaster at the peak." Sayori sighed. "I guess we should get going.." They put on their coats and went to go get Natsuki. They knocked on her door, and a big, chubby man answered. It was Natsuki's dad. "IF THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THEM JAH-HOO-VUH S WITNESSES, I SWEAR I M GUNNA-" boomed Natsuki's dad. "We're.. looking for Natsuki!" interrupted Yuri. "WHAT DO YOO WANT WITH THAT SISSY DAUGHTER OF MINE?"growled Natsuki's dad. Everyone was too scared to respond, except Yuri. "We're going on... an adventure.." said Yuri. Suddenly Natsuki's dad became really cheerful. "Oh, why didn't you just say so?" said Natsuki's dad. "PUMPKIN! YOUR FRIENDS WANT YOU!" he yelled. "Coming daddy!" said Natsuki. Natsuki came down the stairs and joined her friends. On the way to the airport, Sayori asked Natsuki a question. "You're 28 years old, why are you still living with your parents?" Natsuki turned red. "Aw c'mon Sayori, there's no need to call her out on her lifestyle!" said Monika. "You're one to talk," sneered Sayori. "You've been gettin real friendly with that Main Character guy for over a year now!" Monika turned red as well. "H-HEY! BILL'S OK WITH IT!" yelled Monika. "BESIDES, THIS IS AN E FOR EVERYONE STORY"! They got to the airport, and boarded their plane surprisingly fast by current airplane security standards.