CHAPTER 1: THE NEW BEGINING
Gumball woke up in the morning and punched his alarm clock, "Oh darn it is time for me to go to high school...CUTSTUFF HIGH SCHOOl" Gumball jumped out of bed and walked downstairs and greeted his dad, Mr. Toidenheimer good morning and ran to the bus stop. There were some other losers there who might be in some chapters maybe but screw that noise because the main character was Gumball because he was the best at almost everything. Thunder said "hey Gumball" and tried to do a cool backflip but he messed it up and landed on Watzup's face. "Thunder you puss it's a good thing goomba stomps aren't enabled on this server or I would've died" said Watzup. Thunder said "oh" and then jumped off of Watzup's face because being a true friend doesn't mean using your other friend Watzup like a footstool.
Thunder got ran over by the bus when it came by but luckily his fruit salad that he packed all by himself protected him from being squished all over the road like someone's burnt mac and cheese. Gumball got on the bus with all of the other losers except for Thunder because he was still stuck under the bus but that was okay because thunder was fast, really fast like sonic but not really. "Hey wait for me" Thunder ran after the bus when it drove off for school...CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl.
Gumball, Thunder, Watzup, and a bunch of other assholes walked into Ms. Study's classroom where she began to talk about really boring shit like math. But Gumball was way too cool for that and began to talk to Thunder.
"So you got hit by the bus on the way here?" Gumball asked.
"Yeah, but since I'm so cool I didn't care." Thunder said all cool like because he was indeed cool, he didn't notice Gumball blushing but before they could continue the conversation Ms. Study coughed like a bitch, "Do you two want to share anything with the class?" she asked.
Thunder jumped on the table, "You know what? I do!" he said as he removed his pants.
30 seconds later Thunder found himself in the principals' office
Watzup laughed like a maniac as he sat down at his desk, "what a PUSS" he said sitting down. Gumball sat behind Watzup which was okay because that meant Watzup could just turn around and talk to him. Everyone at CUTSTUFF HIGH SCHOOl had their own special power, that's why they even went to a school filled with all these losers from around the world. Gumball was really special because he had more than one power but one of his powers was Power Of Learning so he could not even pay attention to class and still do awesome on the test. So most of the time he just talked to Watzup with his Power Of Learning turned on because listening to Ms Study was like sticking your hand in a tank full of sharks who spit lemon juice. Lemon juice really stings if it gets in cuts and especially shark bites and that's no fun okay man.
"So class" Ms. Study said "Who knows what the polynomial of the square root of one-half of pi divided by octagons and..." Ms Study stopped right there because even she knew what she was saying was full of bullshit, it was as full of bullshit as the amount of tacos being eaten in the world, and that's a lot of tacos! Instead she said "Okay we're going to do a pop quiz today, if you're not an idito you'll do good especially like that Gumball he's a real cool dood even though he talks a lot and-" "Shut your face Ms. Study" the whole class yelled and Ms Study shut up right then and there like a ziploc bag. She passed out the pop quzizes to every single student and then said "Now we shall begin tthe test, any questions?"
Watzup raised his hand, "I have a question why are you so stupid?" he asked. The entire class gasped like a fish that wanted water but instead got apple juice. Ms. Study put down a second pop quiz on Watzup's desk, "ok watzup you can have two quizes because you hurt my feelings." Watzup felt bad for a moment but then he didn't. "Ok students," Ms. Study said, "Let's take the test in 3...2..." but before she could count to one, Thunder burst back in the room like superman building a wall and then breaking through the wall!
Thunder laughed, "Hey Ms. Study, Principle Cutman Mike said I was so funny that I could skip your pop quiz so I'm outta here!" Thunder said as he took a bike out of his desk and did an amazing frontflip out the window. As the rest of the class began their stupid quizes, Gumball looked at Thunder with his wonder in his eyes...
Watzup started talking to Gumball about Project: M and how he could whup his butt at it even though Gumball beat up Watzup with Jigglypuff while he was at home sick with Pansage Flu but then Gumball looked over. "Hey who's that over there" Gumball said pointing at the girl sitting next to Smash. She looked like she belonged on the red team because she kind of looked like The Scout from team fortress 2 though she was a girl so obviously there were some differences like having a ponytail hair or really soft hands. "Oh that's Lydia, yeah I forgot you were sick with Pansage Flu when she showed up in class." Smash had a special power that was Power Of Existence, he had a lot of really stupid characters he made up but his power let them be real in the real world.
Smash leaned over to Lydia and screamed in her ear, "Lydia I can't get enough of your tiny perky tits. They're so soft and warm in my hands." Lydia started blushing a lot and trying to hide it while saying "Smash no I can't do it right now, we're taking a test and I don't want to fail - AAH!" She let out a squeal at the end because Smash awas basically thinking "fuck it" at that point and started to grope her chest with one hand, sliding his hand down the front of her skirt with the other. "I already finished the test loser" Smash whispered as he worked his hands, one tightening around her flat chest with the other working its magic inside of her-
"EW GOD NO THIS IS THE FIRST CHAPTER" Caprice yelled out because he was mad and feeling very caps lock. "We are trying to take a test and tests are safe for work so could you at least wait until later in the story to do that stuff?"
"Yeah she has a point," Ms. Study said. Caprice looked very feminine for his age so people confused him for a girl a lot even though Caprice kept correcting people about it. "Smash you're done with the test anyway, take your hands out of Lydia's panties and turn in your test. Then go to the principal's office, I'm giving you a referral for advancing the story too quickly"
"aw man that's the third time this month" Smash sighd as he turned in his test and went to Principal Cutman Mike's office.
"oh shit I forgot about the test, I almost got aroused" Gumball said. But he has the POWER OF LEARNING so he finished the test super fast and put it on Ms Study's desk like "plop" and it even made a little "plop" sound when he put the paper on the desk.
Watzup was just about to finish his test when... "TIME'S UP, CLASS, I HOPE YOU FINISHED YOUR TESTS!" Ms. Study said as she told everyone to pass their papers forward "Pass your papers forward." Watzup was stuck on the last question when she said that, so he said to himself "Fuck it" and wrote in "you suck" for the last answer. With that he walked out the classroom after putting his test on Ms. Study's desk. "Man Ms Study really sucks" Watzup said hatingly as he walked down the hall with Gumball who also said "Man Ms Study rally sucks". They were walking and talking about how much Ms. Study sucks, how she sucked like a vaccuum cleaner that was full of dust and algebra when Thunder backflipped on his bike through another window into the school. "Thunder, it's you!" Gumball and Watzup said at the same time. "I know, I'm thunder, aren't I?" Thunder said awesomely. The three of them headed to lunch, thinking that it would just be another normal day at CUTSTUFF HIGHSCHOOl...