Welcome to the first chapter of The Satan of Reality! This is a Multiverser story set in the universe of High School DxD. Well, I don't have much to say for now, so, enjoy!

{Hey!} – Issei

[Hmm…] – Ddriag

"Kawaii!" – Talking

'Neh?' Thinking

I opened my eyes to the sound of my alarm. I reached over to turn it off.

"Ugh…dammit, turn off!" I said, struggling to turn it off. Finally, I hit it, ending the screeching of the alarm. I leaned up in my bed, looking over to the clock. It read 5:30. I groaned. Why the hell was Issei such an idiot originally?

{Hey! It's not my fault! It was meant to happen! I couldn't do anything about it!} Issei argued in my head. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I have another person living in my head. When I sent my body to this Reality, I took over Issei Hyudou's body and made it my own. I was currently in my disguised form. Anyway, the reason I was up so early was to set up a trap next to the fountain where I would have 'died', so that I won't 'die'. I got out of bed and walked over to the dresser. I pulled on a dark green tee shirt and dark blue jeans. I walked over to the bed and sat down. I put on a pair of sandals. I put on a beanie to slightly cover my large pointed ears. Although the beanie worked well, the ends of my ears still stick out the bottom. I picked up my backpack for my first day of school and stuffed everything I would need in it, including my uniform. Damn, I can't believe I have to wear a uniform.

{What's up with those ears, anyway?} Issei asked. I smiled and shrugged mentally. I opened the door to my room slowly and quietly walked out into the hallway. My parents were still asleep at this time of morning, so I had to be really quiet. As I snuck my way through my own house, I grabbed a banana for later. I quickly walked out the front door and made my way to the fountain. The trip there was uneventful, so I'll skip it. When I got there, I sat on the fountain and closed my eyes. I began chanting a sealing spell to bind Raynare when she attacks me. After I was finished, I looked down to my watch. It was…

Eight o'clock?!

I jumped off the fountain and ran to Kuoh Academy, forgetting to change into my uniform. When I ran into my classroom, the bell had just rang. I was bent over with my hands on my knees breathing heavily. The entire class plus the teacher were all looking at me. I finally looked up.

"Oh, fuck this." I stood up and snapped my fingers. Time froze.

{Don't you think you're abusing your power?} Issei said.

"No." I said nonchalantly. I snapped my fingers once again, changing into my uniform immediately. I walked over to my seat, reversed time a few minutes, and snapped my fingers. Time unfroze, and to the teacher, it seemed like I was first in class.

"Oh. Mr. Hyudou. You're here early." She looked up from her book and marked me 'present' on her attendance. I sighed and scratched one of my ears. I heard the doors open and looked up. The school-renowned pervert duo walked in. For some reason, they associated themselves with me.

I don't know why, but I blame Issei.

The perverted duo walked over to my desk. They crowded around me, talking about some kind of new hentai mag they bought. I sighed and looked up to them.

"So, what do ya' say, Ryuto? Wanna come over to watch some he-" I brought my fists up and uppercutted them in their jaws. They fell over backwards. The few girls that arrived so far giggled when they cursed and grabbed their jaws. I smiled at the girls and they blushed. It was good to be loved. I was on level with Kiba, the school pretty boy. He was one of my best friends, to the point were some people thought we were long lost brothers. Kiba was an all-rounder, but the girls loved me for my ears.

Chicks dig pointy ears.

After the perverted duo had thoroughly cursed me, they went to their seats and a few girls took their seats beside me. After the obligatory flirting, I turned towards the front of the class, my notebook out.

Halfway through class, I started staring out the window. Why do protagonists in anime have window seats in a classroom? That's one thing I've always wondered about. I looked over to the teacher when I heard her call my name.

"Well, Ryutohara? Do you have the answer?" She asked. I stared at her for a few seconds, then turned back to the window.

"No." I said tiredly. A few girls in class giggled, and the teacher just sighed. She called on someone else. Turns out the answer was 24. I think there's a joke somewhere in there. Meh, I'll think of it later. I reached up to adjust my beanie when I sensed something coming towards me. I reached out and caught it. It was a paper airplane. I looked over to the two perverts and frowned. I crushed the paper airplane in my hand, glaring at them the whole time. They got the message and looked away. Finally, the bell rang and I stood up. While walking out the door, I heard the usual 'Kawaii!' when I walked past the girls. It seemed weird that everyone talked in perfect English, yet used Japanese words and phrases frequently. As I walked through the halls, I passed Rias Gremory and Akeno…something. I slipped a note into Rias' bag where I knew she'd find it and went on my way.

Well, that's all for now. I won't include the date and encounter with Raynare in this chapter, but I hope you look forward to it! See ya next chapter!