-THE CONSPIRACY OF SPEEDY CERVICHE-

By Louielacious Moe

(Formally known as Kat)

The Big Cheese causes the biggest scandal yet when he devises a plan to make Speedy out to be an alien. Speedy is forced into hiding…and woman's clothing!

It's so funny when you edit old stuff you've written…you can't believe the mistakes you've made! This story had heaps but I'm pretty sure I fixed everything (I hope anyway…). I'm much happier with it now. And thanks to all my reviewers! You're the reason I'm still putting stories up.

- Disclaimer: Don't sue me…I don't own the Cat's, okay? I also don't own Barbie, Clearasil, David Bowie, The X Files, ET, Chris Carter, Thigh Master, Cameron Diaz, The Fantastic 4, WHAM, Star Wars, Kate Moss, Jackie Chan, Entertainment Tonight, The Price is Right, Versache, Calvin Klein, Widget, Herbal Essences, Volvo or Bride Magazine. Oh yeah! And I really don't know if Saban cross dresses or not. Don't know what I'm talking about? You soon will…